最打動(dòng)人的一封英文情書

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老爸一直以追到有?;ㄖQ的老媽而自豪,但每次講到俘獲老媽芳心的致命關(guān)鍵的一封英文情書,老媽都笑的前俯后仰,經(jīng)過(guò)我們一再催逼,老媽終于拿出老爸當(dāng)年寫給她的情書,看了真的是oh!my god!很有一套喔!
    dear wang litte sister:親愛的王小姐
    from see you one eye, i shit love you.自從看到你的第一眼,我就愛上你
    your eyes close, i die; your eyes open, i come back to live.
    your eyes close and open again and again,i die again and again.
    你的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過(guò)來(lái),你的眼睛眨阿眨,我就死去活來(lái)
    maybe you do not remember me, no matter. when you carefully look at me, you will one see clock feelings.
    也許你不記得我,沒有關(guān)子,當(dāng)你仔細(xì)看著我,你就會(huì)一見鐘情
    i think l should introduce myself to you.  
    我想應(yīng)該介紹一下自己    
    i call li big great. toyear 25
    我叫李大偉,今年25(今天是today,那么今年就是toyear.,至于偉,就翻成great吧!)
    my home have four mouth people-papa, mama, i and dd.
    我家有四口人..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
    i am a good man, in a big company work.  
    我是一個(gè)好男人,在一家大公司上班。
    i do early f u c k every day, so that i can have strong body to protect you.
    我每天都做早操,這樣我會(huì)有強(qiáng)壯的身體來(lái)保護(hù)你。
    (做早操叫做do early f u c k,暈!第一次聽說(shuō))
    please come to eat and sleep with me, or i will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life
    請(qǐng)嫁給我吧,,否則我將削發(fā)為僧,找個(gè)廟來(lái)了此一生。
    實(shí)在想不起“嫁”字怎么翻譯,好在頭腦靈光,嫁過(guò)來(lái)不就是和我吃住在一起?至于“廟”字,也不會(huì)翻譯,不過(guò)很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟
    like your people
    喜歡你的人