胖并沒(méi)有什么，就是愛(ài)吃了一點(diǎn)而已，但是走在路上就怕別人說(shuō)你怎么又胖了啊，教你幾句話，給那些說(shuō)你胖的人一記漂亮的回?fù)簦】匆院笳l(shuí)sei還敢說(shuō)你胖！珍愛(ài)胖子，從你我做起~
Eat your rice?
吃你家大米了？
Fat is temporary caloric imbalance, but ugly is a permanent genetic malfunction.
胖只是暫時(shí)的，而丑卻是一輩子的。
The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
因?yàn)樘^小的身軀容不下我強(qiáng)大的人格魅力。
That would hurt me if I actually cared about your opinion.
如果我真的那么在乎你的看法，我早就氣死了。
Decades later still have to jump public square dancing.
幾十年后還是要一起跳廣場(chǎng)舞。
If calling me fat can help you feel better about your pathetic life then go ahead.Glad I could help!
如果我的肥胖能讓你的悲慘生活好過(guò)一點(diǎn)，那我很樂(lè)意幫忙！
Dog's favourite food is bone.
喜歡骨頭的，是狗。
No way, I have the money I will eat.
沒(méi)辦法,有錢就是舍得吃。
Eat your rice?
吃你家大米了？
Fat is temporary caloric imbalance, but ugly is a permanent genetic malfunction.
胖只是暫時(shí)的，而丑卻是一輩子的。
The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
因?yàn)樘^小的身軀容不下我強(qiáng)大的人格魅力。
That would hurt me if I actually cared about your opinion.
如果我真的那么在乎你的看法，我早就氣死了。
Decades later still have to jump public square dancing.
幾十年后還是要一起跳廣場(chǎng)舞。
If calling me fat can help you feel better about your pathetic life then go ahead.Glad I could help!
如果我的肥胖能讓你的悲慘生活好過(guò)一點(diǎn)，那我很樂(lè)意幫忙！
Dog's favourite food is bone.
喜歡骨頭的，是狗。
No way, I have the money I will eat.
沒(méi)辦法,有錢就是舍得吃。