* What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
Water.
* What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
* Why is it useless to send a letter to* Washington?
Because he's dead.
A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer* Went away for a* Week and gave the girl seven apples before he left.* Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
* What* Will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
Nothing. Because I'm a* Woman.
* What always travels on foot?
A shoe.
* Where can happiness always be found?
In the dictionary.
* What is higher* Without a head than* With a head?
A pillow.(枕頭)
* Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?
He can't read.
On* Which side does a bird have the most feathers?
The outside.
* What is the best thing to keep in hot* Weather?
Cool!
* What is never used until it's broken?
An egg.
* What's a skeleton?(骨架)
It's a lot of bones* Without the person on them!
* What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
* What can you break* With only one* Word?
Silence.
* What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?
The light.
A policeman saw a truck driver going the* Wrong* Way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket.* Why?
Because the truck driver* Was* Walking.
* Where can milk be best stored?
In a cow.
* Which can move faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
* What's the hardest thing about learning skating?
The ice.
* What has cities* With no houses, rivers* Without* Water and forests* Without trees?
A map.
* What can be measured but has no length,* Width or thickness?
The temperature.
* What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?
It never eats.
* Why is* Writing called handwriting?
If people* Wrote* With their feet,* We* Would have to call it footwriting.
If there* Were only thre girls in the* World,* What do you think they* Would do?
Two of them* Would get together ans talk about the other one.
How many great men have been born in London?
None. Only babies.
* When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?
When you have a hole in your pocket.
The greater it is, the less it can be seen.* What is it?
Darkness.
The more you take away, the bigger I become.* What am I?
A hole.
* Who may marry many a* Wife and stay single all of his life?
A priest.(牧師)
Water.
* What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
* Why is it useless to send a letter to* Washington?
Because he's dead.
A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer* Went away for a* Week and gave the girl seven apples before he left.* Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
* What* Will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
Nothing. Because I'm a* Woman.
* What always travels on foot?
A shoe.
* Where can happiness always be found?
In the dictionary.
* What is higher* Without a head than* With a head?
A pillow.(枕頭)
* Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?
He can't read.
On* Which side does a bird have the most feathers?
The outside.
* What is the best thing to keep in hot* Weather?
Cool!
* What is never used until it's broken?
An egg.
* What's a skeleton?(骨架)
It's a lot of bones* Without the person on them!
* What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
* What can you break* With only one* Word?
Silence.
* What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?
The light.
A policeman saw a truck driver going the* Wrong* Way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket.* Why?
Because the truck driver* Was* Walking.
* Where can milk be best stored?
In a cow.
* Which can move faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
* What's the hardest thing about learning skating?
The ice.
* What has cities* With no houses, rivers* Without* Water and forests* Without trees?
A map.
* What can be measured but has no length,* Width or thickness?
The temperature.
* What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?
It never eats.
* Why is* Writing called handwriting?
If people* Wrote* With their feet,* We* Would have to call it footwriting.
If there* Were only thre girls in the* World,* What do you think they* Would do?
Two of them* Would get together ans talk about the other one.
How many great men have been born in London?
None. Only babies.
* When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?
When you have a hole in your pocket.
The greater it is, the less it can be seen.* What is it?
Darkness.
The more you take away, the bigger I become.* What am I?
A hole.
* Who may marry many a* Wife and stay single all of his life?
A priest.(牧師)