少兒英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話-吝嗇鬼請(qǐng)客

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    The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
    "Why use my elbow and foot?"
    "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
    吝嗇鬼請(qǐng)客
    一個(gè)出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了。他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說(shuō):“你上到五樓,找中間那個(gè)門,然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開(kāi)了之后,再用你的腳把門推開(kāi)。”
    “為什么要用我的肘和腳呢?”
    “你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪,你總不會(huì)空著手來(lái)吧?”吝嗇鬼回答。