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英語幽默小故事
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問，“發(fā)生了什么事？” “一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說?！霸僖姷剿隳苷J出來嗎？”媽媽問。“他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說?！八亩溥€在我衣兜里呢？ 他的耳朵在我衣兜里
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy." A Good Boy
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。 “昨天給你的錢干什么了？” 好孩子
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說“再給你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸敲锤信d趣呢？“她是個賣糖果的。”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied theboy.
由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家里沒有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夾上，先生?！蹦切∧泻⒄f。好客
面試人員給一位前來應(yīng)征的男士一張履歷表，于是就填了這樣的信息——
姓名：English or Chinese□英文的還是中文的？
年齡：Confidential（這是私人問題）
身高：Not related to the job（這跟工作有關(guān)系么）
體重：Varies all the time before lunch or after（隨時改變飯前飯后都不同
居住地：At what stage of my life please be more specific（那是一個特別的地方，我生命的舞臺）
電話：Ericsson（愛立信手機）
電子郵件：Only give to pretty and rich girls（只留給漂亮和富有的女孩）
上班時間：The shorter the better（越短越好）
應(yīng)征職位：A position that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls（找一個不做什么實事，但能被美女包圍的職位）
學歷：Graduated at the wild chicken university（畢業(yè)于一個你找不著的大學
語言能力：Fluent in bullshits（侃大山是專長）
興趣：Sleeping and sleeping（睡得天昏地暗）
生日：正月初七
經(jīng)歷：Fooling around all the time（游戲人生）
曾任職位：Decent or not decent□please be more specific（高級的或者低級的都是一種經(jīng)歷）
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl□hopefully can find in your company（我正在尋找漂亮又富有的女孩，希望在你們公司能找到
未來期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible（只負責主席臺講話，并且希望盡早退休）
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better（比實際工作量拿得多就行
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
老鼠的第二語言也重要
一只母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步，突然她看見一只貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。
母老鼠向著貓叫道："汪，汪，汪"，貓聽了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。
母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說："現(xiàn)在你知道外語的重要性了吧。"
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.
他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？ 約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。 湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
There was a barber in a developing country who had a little shed at the roadside to cut hair, and a certain man used to come in regularly for haircuts. One day he noticed that a dog was always sitting underneath, near the chair where the customers sat for their haircuts. So the man asked the barber, "Is that your dog?" And the barber replied, "No, he always comes every day. It's not my dog. I don't know whose dog it is." Then the customer asked, "So if it's not your dog, you never feed him, right?" And the barber said, "No." And the customer said, "Then why does he always come here every day?" And the barber answered, "He's waiting in case an ear comes off." A Very Patient Pooch
一處簡陋的鄉(xiāng)下，一位理發(fā)師傅在路邊的小棚子幫人理發(fā)。有位經(jīng)常 來理發(fā)的男士，注意到有一只狗老是喜歡坐在客人的座椅旁邊，于是 他問師傅：那是你的狗嗎？師傅答：不，不是我的狗，我不知 道那是誰的狗，不過，它每天都會來。那個客人又問：不是你的狗，那你從來沒有喂過它嗎？師傅回答：沒有?？腿擞謫?那它為什么每天都來？師傅回答：它在等看看有沒有耳朵掉下來。 耐心的狗
英語幽默小故事
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問，“發(fā)生了什么事？” “一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說?！霸僖姷剿隳苷J出來嗎？”媽媽問。“他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說?！八亩溥€在我衣兜里呢？ 他的耳朵在我衣兜里
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy." A Good Boy
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。 “昨天給你的錢干什么了？” 好孩子
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說“再給你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸敲锤信d趣呢？“她是個賣糖果的。”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied theboy.
由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家里沒有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夾上，先生?！蹦切∧泻⒄f。好客
面試人員給一位前來應(yīng)征的男士一張履歷表，于是就填了這樣的信息——
姓名：English or Chinese□英文的還是中文的？
年齡：Confidential（這是私人問題）
身高：Not related to the job（這跟工作有關(guān)系么）
體重：Varies all the time before lunch or after（隨時改變飯前飯后都不同
居住地：At what stage of my life please be more specific（那是一個特別的地方，我生命的舞臺）
電話：Ericsson（愛立信手機）
電子郵件：Only give to pretty and rich girls（只留給漂亮和富有的女孩）
上班時間：The shorter the better（越短越好）
應(yīng)征職位：A position that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls（找一個不做什么實事，但能被美女包圍的職位）
學歷：Graduated at the wild chicken university（畢業(yè)于一個你找不著的大學
語言能力：Fluent in bullshits（侃大山是專長）
興趣：Sleeping and sleeping（睡得天昏地暗）
生日：正月初七
經(jīng)歷：Fooling around all the time（游戲人生）
曾任職位：Decent or not decent□please be more specific（高級的或者低級的都是一種經(jīng)歷）
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl□hopefully can find in your company（我正在尋找漂亮又富有的女孩，希望在你們公司能找到
未來期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible（只負責主席臺講話，并且希望盡早退休）
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better（比實際工作量拿得多就行
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
老鼠的第二語言也重要
一只母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步，突然她看見一只貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。
母老鼠向著貓叫道："汪，汪，汪"，貓聽了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。
母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說："現(xiàn)在你知道外語的重要性了吧。"
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.
他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？ 約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。 湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
There was a barber in a developing country who had a little shed at the roadside to cut hair, and a certain man used to come in regularly for haircuts. One day he noticed that a dog was always sitting underneath, near the chair where the customers sat for their haircuts. So the man asked the barber, "Is that your dog?" And the barber replied, "No, he always comes every day. It's not my dog. I don't know whose dog it is." Then the customer asked, "So if it's not your dog, you never feed him, right?" And the barber said, "No." And the customer said, "Then why does he always come here every day?" And the barber answered, "He's waiting in case an ear comes off." A Very Patient Pooch
一處簡陋的鄉(xiāng)下，一位理發(fā)師傅在路邊的小棚子幫人理發(fā)。有位經(jīng)常 來理發(fā)的男士，注意到有一只狗老是喜歡坐在客人的座椅旁邊，于是 他問師傅：那是你的狗嗎？師傅答：不，不是我的狗，我不知 道那是誰的狗，不過，它每天都會來。那個客人又問：不是你的狗，那你從來沒有喂過它嗎？師傅回答：沒有?？腿擞謫?那它為什么每天都來？師傅回答：它在等看看有沒有耳朵掉下來。 耐心的狗