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有關(guān)青少年的一則笑話——做作業(yè)的指導(dǎo)方針
我的學(xué)校有一項(xiàng)針對(duì)作業(yè)的政策。學(xué)生每天晚上做作業(yè)的時(shí)間不應(yīng)該超過(guò)九十分鐘。以下 就是我如何為完成作業(yè)而使用這九十分鐘的。 花十五分鐘找作業(yè)； 花十一分鐘打電話向同學(xué)問(wèn)作業(yè)； 花二十三分 鐘抱怨 老師為什么總是那么討厭，為什么不喜歡我們這些十幾歲的孩子； 花八分鐘在洗手間里； 花十分鐘找小吃； 花七分鐘查看電視節(jié)目預(yù)告； 花六分鐘告訴父母，老師從沒(méi)解釋過(guò)所布置的作業(yè)； 花十分鐘坐在餐桌旁等媽媽或者爸爸來(lái)做作業(yè)
A Teenager's Joke: Guidelines for Doing Schoolwork
My school had a policy about homework. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night doing homework. This is how I use the time for my work.
Fifteen minutes looking for assignment; Eleven minutes calling a friend for the assignment; Twenty three minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and does not like teenagers; Eight minutes in the bathroom; Ten minutes getting a snack; Seven minutes checking the TV Guide;
Six minutes telling my parents that the teacher never explained the assignment;
Ten minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment guideline 指導(dǎo)方針 policy 政策 per 每 assignment 作業(yè) mean 低劣的 snack 小吃 TV guide 電視指南
我的學(xué)校有一項(xiàng)針對(duì)作業(yè)的政策。學(xué)生每天晚上做作業(yè)的時(shí)間不應(yīng)該超過(guò)九十分鐘。以下 就是我如何為完成作業(yè)而使用這九十分鐘的。 花十五分鐘找作業(yè)； 花十一分鐘打電話向同學(xué)問(wèn)作業(yè)； 花二十三分 鐘抱怨 老師為什么總是那么討厭，為什么不喜歡我們這些十幾歲的孩子； 花八分鐘在洗手間里； 花十分鐘找小吃； 花七分鐘查看電視節(jié)目預(yù)告； 花六分鐘告訴父母，老師從沒(méi)解釋過(guò)所布置的作業(yè)； 花十分鐘坐在餐桌旁等媽媽或者爸爸來(lái)做作業(yè)
A Teenager's Joke: Guidelines for Doing Schoolwork
My school had a policy about homework. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night doing homework. This is how I use the time for my work.
Fifteen minutes looking for assignment; Eleven minutes calling a friend for the assignment; Twenty three minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and does not like teenagers; Eight minutes in the bathroom; Ten minutes getting a snack; Seven minutes checking the TV Guide;
Six minutes telling my parents that the teacher never explained the assignment;
Ten minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment guideline 指導(dǎo)方針 policy 政策 per 每 assignment 作業(yè) mean 低劣的 snack 小吃 TV guide 電視指南