英語笑話：It’s Safe to Come Home Now
A lady came to report to the police that her husband had
disappeared. So the officer looked at the man’s
photograph, questioned the woman for a few minutes and
then asked whether she wanted to give her husband any
first message if they found him. The wife said,
“Yes, yes! Please tell him don’t worry! My mother didn’t come!”
因懼失蹤
一位女士去報警說她的老公失蹤了。
警察看了她先生的照片，并詢問了一會兒，
接著問她：假如他們找到她先生的話，
有沒有重要的口信要轉(zhuǎn)達給他？她說：
「是的！請告訴他不要擔(dān)心，我媽媽沒來！」