英語笑話(8.25):Be Patient and the Proof Will Come

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Be Patient and the Proof Will Come
    (Originally in English)
    Once a patient was lying on a hospital bed feeling nervous
    because it didn't look like his doctor knew what he was
    doing. The doctor was discussing the patient's problem with
    other doctors and none of the other doctors agreed with his
    doctor. So the patient became worried and said, "Doctor,
    there must be a lot of doubts about my case, right?" And the
    doctor replied, "Why do you say that? No. Where did you get
    that idea?" So the patient said, "It looks like all the other
    doctors disagree with you." Then the doctor answered,
    "Yeah, maybe a little bit. They don't agree with some points,
    but in a similar case last week I proved I was right after we
    checked the patient's dead body."
    耐心等待,便知分曉
    一位病人很不安地躺在醫(yī)院的病床上,因為他的主治醫(yī)生似乎不怎么高明。
    這位醫(yī)生和其他醫(yī)生討論病人的病情時,其他醫(yī)生都不同意他的診斷,所以
    病人很擔(dān)心地問道:「醫(yī)生,我的病一定有很多疑竇吧?」醫(yī)生說:「你為
    什么這么說?沒這回事,你怎么會這樣想?」病人說:「好像其他醫(yī)生都不
    同意你的診斷?!贯t(yī)生回答:「也許有一點吧,他們是有些不同的看法。但
    是上星期有一個類似的病例,我們檢驗了病人的尸體后,證明我的診斷才正確!」