第三法、時(shí)事“亂燉”用英語
“沒話找話”一定要讓美眉感覺不出沒話找話，呵呵，周奔馳對此深有心得，這是他在英語角遭遇無數(shù)白眼之后的心得體會，血的教訓(xùn)呀！——所以，周奔馳時(shí)常將最新的時(shí)事新聞提前寫好，找人校對好，再在英語角向美眉們口若懸河地侃侃而談，為了防止口語過分熟練而引起的懷疑，他還要時(shí)常皺一下眉，做思考狀。
周奔馳：你看了昨天的世界拳王爭霸賽了嗎？
Did you watch the World's Boxing Championship yesterday？
黃小蓉：沒看，但我知道泰森被劉易斯打敗了。
No. But I knew that Tyson was defeated by Lewis.
周奔馳：哈哈，這次泰森可沒有咬人，或許是劉易斯的耳朵太難吃了。
Haha. Tyson didn't bite this time. Perhaps Lewis's ears are not tasteful enough.
黃小蓉：大概霍里菲爾德的耳朵向唐僧肉那么好吃吧。
Maybe Holyfield's ears were as tasteful as Tangsheng's flesh.
周奔馳：對了，前兩天中國隊(duì)對巴西隊(duì)的足球比賽的現(xiàn)場直播看了嗎？
By the way， did you watch the football match between China and Brazil two days ago？
黃小蓉：沒有，因?yàn)槲也幌塍w驗(yàn)現(xiàn)場直播的失望。
No. I didn't， because I didn't want to experience disappointment.
周奔馳：哈，我可是年年失望年年盼，真希望爆出個(gè)大冷門！
Despite disappointment I watch the Chinese football term's matches every time. I really hoped to see a great surprise.
黃小蓉：但愿如此！
Let's hope so.
第四法、愛情：像霧像風(fēng)又像雨
愛情，永遠(yuǎn)十個(gè)永恒的主題，更是英語角永恒的“談?wù)撛掝}”，周奔馳搜集了很多國際名人的爆笑情書，每次都逗得美眉們笑得花枝亂顫。
周奔馳：差點(diǎn)忘了，我最近看了一本特別有趣的書《無厘頭英語情書大賽》。
I nearly forgot. Recently I read a very interesting book called Love Letters Competition of Wulitou English.
黃小蓉：有趣嗎？
Is it really interesting？
周奔馳：肯定讓你笑破肚皮。
It makes you laugh to tears.
黃小蓉：舉個(gè)例子先。
For instance？
周奔馳：拿破侖寫給情人的情書是：千百萬次吻，甚至吻你的愛犬。
Napoleon wrote to his love： Millions of kisses to you， even to your dog.
而雨果的情書則更是驚天動(dòng)地：
我的天職是緊緊跟著她，
Hugo's love letter is more moving： My duty is to keep close to her steps，
用我的生命保護(hù)她的生命，
To surround her existence with mine，
甘心為她做抵御一切危險(xiǎn)的屏障，
To serve her as a barrier against all dangers；
把頭顱獻(xiàn)給她做腳踏石；
To offer her my head as a stepping-stone，
黃小蓉：實(shí)在是太有趣了。你自己有沒有寫過這么棒的情書？
They are really interesting. Have you ever wrote love letter as excellent as those？
周奔馳：當(dāng)然有啦，……
Certainly.
“沒話找話”一定要讓美眉感覺不出沒話找話，呵呵，周奔馳對此深有心得，這是他在英語角遭遇無數(shù)白眼之后的心得體會，血的教訓(xùn)呀！——所以，周奔馳時(shí)常將最新的時(shí)事新聞提前寫好，找人校對好，再在英語角向美眉們口若懸河地侃侃而談，為了防止口語過分熟練而引起的懷疑，他還要時(shí)常皺一下眉，做思考狀。
周奔馳：你看了昨天的世界拳王爭霸賽了嗎？
Did you watch the World's Boxing Championship yesterday？
黃小蓉：沒看，但我知道泰森被劉易斯打敗了。
No. But I knew that Tyson was defeated by Lewis.
周奔馳：哈哈，這次泰森可沒有咬人，或許是劉易斯的耳朵太難吃了。
Haha. Tyson didn't bite this time. Perhaps Lewis's ears are not tasteful enough.
黃小蓉：大概霍里菲爾德的耳朵向唐僧肉那么好吃吧。
Maybe Holyfield's ears were as tasteful as Tangsheng's flesh.
周奔馳：對了，前兩天中國隊(duì)對巴西隊(duì)的足球比賽的現(xiàn)場直播看了嗎？
By the way， did you watch the football match between China and Brazil two days ago？
黃小蓉：沒有，因?yàn)槲也幌塍w驗(yàn)現(xiàn)場直播的失望。
No. I didn't， because I didn't want to experience disappointment.
周奔馳：哈，我可是年年失望年年盼，真希望爆出個(gè)大冷門！
Despite disappointment I watch the Chinese football term's matches every time. I really hoped to see a great surprise.
黃小蓉：但愿如此！
Let's hope so.
第四法、愛情：像霧像風(fēng)又像雨
愛情，永遠(yuǎn)十個(gè)永恒的主題，更是英語角永恒的“談?wù)撛掝}”，周奔馳搜集了很多國際名人的爆笑情書，每次都逗得美眉們笑得花枝亂顫。
周奔馳：差點(diǎn)忘了，我最近看了一本特別有趣的書《無厘頭英語情書大賽》。
I nearly forgot. Recently I read a very interesting book called Love Letters Competition of Wulitou English.
黃小蓉：有趣嗎？
Is it really interesting？
周奔馳：肯定讓你笑破肚皮。
It makes you laugh to tears.
黃小蓉：舉個(gè)例子先。
For instance？
周奔馳：拿破侖寫給情人的情書是：千百萬次吻，甚至吻你的愛犬。
Napoleon wrote to his love： Millions of kisses to you， even to your dog.
而雨果的情書則更是驚天動(dòng)地：
我的天職是緊緊跟著她，
Hugo's love letter is more moving： My duty is to keep close to her steps，
用我的生命保護(hù)她的生命，
To surround her existence with mine，
甘心為她做抵御一切危險(xiǎn)的屏障，
To serve her as a barrier against all dangers；
把頭顱獻(xiàn)給她做腳踏石；
To offer her my head as a stepping-stone，
黃小蓉：實(shí)在是太有趣了。你自己有沒有寫過這么棒的情書？
They are really interesting. Have you ever wrote love letter as excellent as those？
周奔馳：當(dāng)然有啦，……
Certainly.