2人搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本:拔牙

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    湯姆是一名畢業(yè)于加利福尼亞大學(xué)的專業(yè)牙醫(yī)。他不喜歡在醫(yī)院工作,便開(kāi)了一個(gè)獸醫(yī)院。開(kāi)業(yè)第一天,Jerry面目猙獰地進(jìn)入了診所。
    ASIDE:Tom is a professional dentist, he graduated from California University. He didn’t like working in hospital, so he started a veterinary hospital.
    December 21st, 2014
    In the dens hospital
    (Jerry捂著牙,面目猙獰的進(jìn)入診所,這時(shí)Tom與Jerry說(shuō)話)
    Tom: Hi, good morning.
    Jerry: Good morning, doctor.
    Tom: Yeah, what’s your name?
    Jerry: I’m Jerry, nice to meet you!
    Tom: I’m Tom, nice to meet you, too!
    (Tom領(lǐng)著Jerry來(lái)到會(huì)診室,Jerry坐在椅子上,Tom坐在桌子另一邊)
    Tom: Next, what’s your matter?
    Jerry: I feel bad, my tooth is very painful, and I can’t bear it!
    Tom: Let me see your tooth, you should open your month and say”Ah”.
    Jerry: Ah~~~
    (Tom拿著手電筒,在Jerry嘴里照來(lái)照去)
    Tom: Yeah, your tooth is bad, I come to count it. One, two, three, four…Oh, my god, your tooth is very bad!
    (Tom走開(kāi),Jerry起來(lái)并說(shuō)話)
    Jerry: Doctor, what should I do?
    Tom: I think you should take your tooth, this is good idea.
    Jerry: NO!!! That sound bad, I hate to take my tooth, it is very painful!
    Tom: Oh, yeah. Although you dislike taking your tooth, you should take some medicine.
    Jerry: That’s good, so what medicine should I take?
    Tom: I see……(Tom翻藥方書(shū))You should take it(Tom指了指書(shū)).
    Jerry: “Aspirin”?
    Tom: Yeah~~~~
    Jerry: How much is it?
    Tom: You should take it for three days, you give me 107 dollars.
    Jerry: Unh~~~although it is expensive, I should buy it.
    (Jerry掏兜,掏出107美元)
    Jerry: Here you are.
    Tom: Yeah, this is your medicine, you should come here after 3 days.
    Jerry: Thank you, doctor, goodbye.
    Tom: Bye-bye.
    After 3 days
    December 24th, 2014
    ASIDE: Three days is past. Jerry took some dens medicine, but Jerry felt his tooth is very painful, he had to come to this dens hospital.