英文愚人節(jié)祝福語(yǔ)大全

字號(hào):


    中文版的愚人節(jié)祝福我們都知道該怎么寫(xiě),那我們來(lái)點(diǎn)高級(jí)的英語(yǔ)祝福語(yǔ)怎樣?下面是出國(guó)留學(xué)網(wǎng)的小編為大家收集整理的“英文愚人節(jié)祝福語(yǔ)大全”,供大家參考!希望能夠幫助到大家!更多精彩內(nèi)容請(qǐng)持續(xù)關(guān)注出國(guó)留學(xué)網(wǎng)!
    英文愚人節(jié)祝福語(yǔ)大全【一】
    1、In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relishis always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!
    在我眼里,你看上去永遠(yuǎn)是無(wú)憂無(wú)慮,吃飯永遠(yuǎn)是津津有味,睡覺(jué)永遠(yuǎn)是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀,唉!有時(shí)候想想,像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的!
    2、If a mistake was Ptty, I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, I have committed heinouscrimes, Zhennan life! But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!
    如果長(zhǎng)得漂亮是一種錯(cuò),我已經(jīng)鑄成大錯(cuò);如果聰明是一種罪,我已經(jīng)犯下滔天大罪,做人真難!但你就好啦,既沒(méi)錯(cuò)又沒(méi)罪,真羨慕你!
    3、Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?!
    因?yàn)槟?,我相信命運(yùn)的安排,也許這一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牽引著我倆?,F(xiàn)在的我想說(shuō)的是~~我上輩子是造了什么孽???
    4、Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!
    磚頭又稱板兒磚,是老北京最有特點(diǎn)的文化遺產(chǎn)之一,具有殺傷力強(qiáng),易于攜帶隱蔽性高,不算兇器等多種特點(diǎn),所以……拍你用它最合適!
    5、Psychological test: If you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
    心理測(cè)試:如果你和狗熊賽跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢…答案:1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節(jié)快樂(lè)!
    6、Notice: AprilFool's Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!
    通告:愚人節(jié)來(lái)臨,4月1日您收到的短信均為假的,意思正好截然相反,敬請(qǐng)留意。以下是第一條:您是英俊瀟灑玉樹(shù)臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人!
    7、Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!
    沙僧說(shuō):我有16變!八戒說(shuō):我有32變!悟空說(shuō):我有72變!唐僧大怒:西天路上也沒(méi)見(jiàn)你們變個(gè)電話,看人家妖怪都拿手機(jī)看短信呢!愚人節(jié)快樂(lè)!
    8、After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?
    飯后七戒:一戒吸煙,二戒馬上吃水果,三戒放松褲帶,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡覺(jué)!八戒:記住了嗎?
    9、Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit?
    今天有人看見(jiàn)你了,你還是那樣迷人,穿著格子背心,慢悠悠地走著,一副超然自在的樣子,實(shí)在是可愛(ài)極了。真不知你當(dāng)年是怎么賽過(guò)兔子的?
    10、You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You have to drop a wig…… But today AprilFool's Day!
    你站在人群中,被柔柔的風(fēng)吹起的長(zhǎng)發(fā),像人間最美的旋律,在我心頭久久回蕩,使我想說(shuō):你的假發(fā)要掉了……今天可是愚人節(jié)哦!
    11、You find one you love deservesthe love, I not understand you and your feelings, I know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!
    你去找一個(gè)值得你愛(ài)的去愛(ài),我不夠了解你和你的感情,我知道有些事無(wú)法勉強(qiáng),有些距離無(wú)法超越,就像昨天我無(wú)法相信,為了根骨頭你就跟人跑了!
    12、Toads pursuitof swans, swan disdain said: If I as long as you die! HAMA against: the pig also live good? After listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: I just look at messages, I move Sheire Who?
    癩蛤蟆追求天鵝,天鵝不屑地說(shuō):我要是長(zhǎng)成你這樣早去死了!蛤蟆不服:那豬還活得好好的呢!豬聽(tīng)了,覺(jué)得很委屈:我只是在看短信,我招誰(shuí)惹誰(shuí)了?
    13、If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……
    如果你長(zhǎng)得難看,請(qǐng)打110;如果你身材不好,請(qǐng)打120;如果你脾氣不好,請(qǐng)打119;如果你覺(jué)得自己漂亮,請(qǐng)打我手機(jī),詳談……
    英文愚人節(jié)祝福語(yǔ)大全【二】
    preacher: why? what did he do to you?
    神父:為什么?他對(duì)你做了什么嗎?
    girl: he touched my breast.
    女孩:他……他摸我的胸部
    preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)
    神父:你是說(shuō)像這樣子嗎?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)
    girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.
    女孩:(因?yàn)樯窀傅呐e動(dòng)而有一些害羞)嗯……是的
    preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.
    神父:只是這樣子的話你沒(méi)有理由罵他啊
    girl: but he also took off my cloth.
    女孩:但是……他又把我的衣服脫掉……
    preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)
    神父:你是說(shuō)像這樣子嗎?(神父動(dòng)手脫掉女孩的衣服)
    girl: yes, that“s what he did.
    女孩:是的,是這樣子沒(méi)錯(cuò)
    preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.
    神父:可是這樣子你還是沒(méi)有理由罵他啊
    girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
    女孩:然后……他把他的……那個(gè)……放到我的……那個(gè)……里面……
    preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what)
    神父:(奸笑貌)你是說(shuō)像這樣子嗎?(神父和女孩就那個(gè)那個(gè)了)
    girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s what he did...
    女孩:(數(shù)分鐘后)喔……是的……就是這樣子………
    preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a...
    神父:我親愛(ài)的孩子,就算是這樣你還是沒(méi)有理由罵他“你這個(gè)………”