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1.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇一
Jimmy is three years old.
吉米3歲了。
One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, "Mum, mum, come close the window!"
一天，他正在窗口觀望，夜幕降臨。他突然喊道：“媽媽，媽媽，快來關窗!”
"Why? Its not cold, sonny."
“為什么?天不冷呀，寶貝?！?BR> "Yes, mum, but the night will come inside."
“是的，媽媽，可黑夜會進來?！?BR> 2.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇二
While the doctor was looking over the man, his wife kept fussing(煩躁，發(fā)牢騷) andjabbering(快而含糊地說) all the time. The doctor told her: "Your husband must get absolute rest and quiet." Then he left some sleeping pills.
The mans wife asked, "When do I dive them to my husband?" The doctor replied, "No, they are not for him. They are for you. You need them."
有個人生病了。他的妻子請了一位醫(yī)生來給他治病。
醫(yī)生在給他治療的時候，他的妻子一直大驚小怪，神神叨叨地緊張不安。醫(yī)生對她說：“你的丈夫必須絕對休息和保持安靜。” 然后他就留下了一些。
她問醫(yī)生：“什么時候給我丈夫吃這些藥呀!”醫(yī)生回答說：“不用，這些藥不是給他吃的，是給你吃的，你需要。”
3.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇三
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？
Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.
Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.
Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”
體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎？
尼克：見過，老師，經常見。就在昨天夜里我還見過呢！
老師：那你給大家講講當時的情形吧。
尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常說:“家丑不可外揚?！?BR> 4.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇四
Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.
When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
媽媽讓湯米去馬路對面的商店里買一盒好用的火柴。
湯米回來后，媽媽問他，“你買的是好用的火柴嗎？”
“是的，媽媽。”湯米回答，“我把它們都試過了?！?BR> 5.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇五
“I just saw you on TV ."（我剛剛看到你上電視了。）
"Oh,my god, what channel ?"(哦，天吶，什么頻道？）
“Animal World."（動物世界。）
6.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇六
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up…what about you、Terry? You haven't got your hand up，don’t you want to go to Heaven?
星期日，學校的教員:想去天堂的人舉起手來，把手舉起來……你呢，哈里?你還沒舉手呢，你不想去天堂嗎?
Terry: I can’t. My Mum told me to go straight home.
哈里:我去不了，因為媽媽讓我一放學就回家。
7.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇七
My uncle has 1000 men under him.
He is really somebody. What does he do?
A maintenance man in a cemetery.
我叔叔下面有1000個人。
他真是一個大人物。干什么的?
墓地守墓人。
8.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇八
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大樓跳的還高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大樓又跳不起來。
9.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇九
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子：你會怎么形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優(yōu)雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子：哇，謝謝，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫：開個玩笑!
10.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十
a doctor came into the hospital ward and said to mr. johnson, "i have some good news and some bad news for you."
一位醫(yī)生走進醫(yī)院的病房，告訴強森先生：“我有一個好消息和一個壞消息要告訴你。”
then mr. johnson said, "please, give me the good news first."
強森先生說：“請先告訴我好消息吧!”
so the doctor said, "the doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."
醫(yī)生說：“本院的醫(yī)師決定用你的名字，來為一種不治之癥命名?！?BR> 11.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十一
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly whats wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "Ive just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, Im an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
“醫(yī)生”她沖進屋后大聲說道。
“我想讓你坦率地說我到底得了什么病。”
他從頭到腳打量打量她，然后大聲說：“太太，我有三件事要對你說。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會改變。第三，我是一位畫家——醫(yī)生住在樓下?！?BR> 12.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十二
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: Its no use, my little dog cant read.
布朗夫人：哦，
親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告?。?BR> 布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字?！?BR> 13.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十三
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow" .
老師：湯姆，你為什么每天上學遲到？
湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著：“學校——慢行”。
14.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十四
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被寵壞的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂發(fā)脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmothers loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?
Cry? John asked. No, I didnt cry, but the teacher did!
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點，可他的.祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。
約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：學校怎么樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?
哭?約翰問，不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。
15.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十五
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請說說看。
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
16.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十六
Kate: Mom, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But Ive got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you havent. Ive just dropped it.
凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什么生日禮物嗎?
媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什么呀?
凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。
媽媽：可是我已經有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。
凱特：不，你沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。
17.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十七
Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?
Tom: Every month.
爸爸：告訴我湯姆，哪個月有28天呢？
湯姆：每個月都有?。?BR> 18.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十八
Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
男孩：這個座位是空的么？
女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也將是空的。
19.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十九
Nurse: Dont you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?
保育員：約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你的小妹妹嗎?
Johnnie: Shes all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now hell think Im trying to copy him.
約翰尼：那倒不是。她要是個男孩就好了。威利有了一個新生的小妹妹，現(xiàn)在他該認為我又在學他的樣子了。
20.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇二十
why is he howling.
他為什么喊
dentist: please stop howling. i havent even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫(yī)：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。
patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!
1.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇一
Jimmy is three years old.
吉米3歲了。
One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, "Mum, mum, come close the window!"
一天，他正在窗口觀望，夜幕降臨。他突然喊道：“媽媽，媽媽，快來關窗!”
"Why? Its not cold, sonny."
“為什么?天不冷呀，寶貝?！?BR> "Yes, mum, but the night will come inside."
“是的，媽媽，可黑夜會進來?！?BR> 2.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇二
While the doctor was looking over the man, his wife kept fussing(煩躁，發(fā)牢騷) andjabbering(快而含糊地說) all the time. The doctor told her: "Your husband must get absolute rest and quiet." Then he left some sleeping pills.
The mans wife asked, "When do I dive them to my husband?" The doctor replied, "No, they are not for him. They are for you. You need them."
有個人生病了。他的妻子請了一位醫(yī)生來給他治病。
醫(yī)生在給他治療的時候，他的妻子一直大驚小怪，神神叨叨地緊張不安。醫(yī)生對她說：“你的丈夫必須絕對休息和保持安靜。” 然后他就留下了一些。
她問醫(yī)生：“什么時候給我丈夫吃這些藥呀!”醫(yī)生回答說：“不用，這些藥不是給他吃的，是給你吃的，你需要。”
3.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇三
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？
Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.
Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.
Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”
體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎？
尼克：見過，老師，經常見。就在昨天夜里我還見過呢！
老師：那你給大家講講當時的情形吧。
尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常說:“家丑不可外揚?！?BR> 4.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇四
Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.
When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
媽媽讓湯米去馬路對面的商店里買一盒好用的火柴。
湯米回來后，媽媽問他，“你買的是好用的火柴嗎？”
“是的，媽媽。”湯米回答，“我把它們都試過了?！?BR> 5.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇五
“I just saw you on TV ."（我剛剛看到你上電視了。）
"Oh,my god, what channel ?"(哦，天吶，什么頻道？）
“Animal World."（動物世界。）
6.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇六
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up…what about you、Terry? You haven't got your hand up，don’t you want to go to Heaven?
星期日，學校的教員:想去天堂的人舉起手來，把手舉起來……你呢，哈里?你還沒舉手呢，你不想去天堂嗎?
Terry: I can’t. My Mum told me to go straight home.
哈里:我去不了，因為媽媽讓我一放學就回家。
7.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇七
My uncle has 1000 men under him.
He is really somebody. What does he do?
A maintenance man in a cemetery.
我叔叔下面有1000個人。
他真是一個大人物。干什么的?
墓地守墓人。
8.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇八
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大樓跳的還高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大樓又跳不起來。
9.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇九
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子：你會怎么形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優(yōu)雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子：哇，謝謝，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫：開個玩笑!
10.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十
a doctor came into the hospital ward and said to mr. johnson, "i have some good news and some bad news for you."
一位醫(yī)生走進醫(yī)院的病房，告訴強森先生：“我有一個好消息和一個壞消息要告訴你。”
then mr. johnson said, "please, give me the good news first."
強森先生說：“請先告訴我好消息吧!”
so the doctor said, "the doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."
醫(yī)生說：“本院的醫(yī)師決定用你的名字，來為一種不治之癥命名?！?BR> 11.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十一
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly whats wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "Ive just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, Im an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
“醫(yī)生”她沖進屋后大聲說道。
“我想讓你坦率地說我到底得了什么病。”
他從頭到腳打量打量她，然后大聲說：“太太，我有三件事要對你說。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會改變。第三，我是一位畫家——醫(yī)生住在樓下?！?BR> 12.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十二
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: Its no use, my little dog cant read.
布朗夫人：哦，
親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告?。?BR> 布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字?！?BR> 13.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十三
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow" .
老師：湯姆，你為什么每天上學遲到？
湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著：“學校——慢行”。
14.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十四
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被寵壞的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂發(fā)脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmothers loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?
Cry? John asked. No, I didnt cry, but the teacher did!
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點，可他的.祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。
約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：學校怎么樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?
哭?約翰問，不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。
15.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十五
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請說說看。
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
16.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十六
Kate: Mom, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But Ive got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you havent. Ive just dropped it.
凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什么生日禮物嗎?
媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什么呀?
凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。
媽媽：可是我已經有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。
凱特：不，你沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。
17.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十七
Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?
Tom: Every month.
爸爸：告訴我湯姆，哪個月有28天呢？
湯姆：每個月都有?。?BR> 18.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十八
Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
男孩：這個座位是空的么？
女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也將是空的。
19.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇十九
Nurse: Dont you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?
保育員：約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你的小妹妹嗎?
Johnnie: Shes all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now hell think Im trying to copy him.
約翰尼：那倒不是。她要是個男孩就好了。威利有了一個新生的小妹妹，現(xiàn)在他該認為我又在學他的樣子了。
20.英語笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂 篇二十
why is he howling.
他為什么喊
dentist: please stop howling. i havent even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫(yī)：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。
patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!