孩子想要提高自己的英語(yǔ)知識(shí)，最簡(jiǎn)單的方法就是練聽力和口語(yǔ)，因?yàn)槁犃陀⒄Z(yǔ)口語(yǔ)是最基本的，而聽力和口語(yǔ)提升最快的方法就是復(fù)讀聽寫，聽念復(fù)讀就是說(shuō)反復(fù)去聽這些英語(yǔ)單詞，聽寫就是聽了英語(yǔ)單詞和英語(yǔ)句型然后寫下來(lái)，聽念就是聽了默默跟著念一遍，然后再越念越大聲，越念越清晰，越念越快速。聽寫是精聽，要聽出每一句話的意思，觀看英語(yǔ)影視劇不能只看劇情和中文字幕，應(yīng)該好好研究英文，是全部都能不看中文字幕就理解。 下面是為您整理的《小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯》，僅供大家參考。
1.小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯 篇一
'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.
一個(gè)小男孩跟小女孩說(shuō)：“你有沒(méi)有覺(jué)得班主任有點(diǎn)傻?”
'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.
小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”
'No.' replied the boy.
小男孩回答道：“不知道?！?BR> 'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.
小女孩說(shuō)：“我就是你口中所說(shuō)的傻班主任的女兒?！?BR> 'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.
小男孩(面不改色心里驚恐地)問(wèn)：“那你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”
'No,' she uttered.
小女孩說(shuō)：“不知道?！?BR> 'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.
小男孩大大的松了口氣，說(shuō)道“真是謝天謝地啊?！?BR> 2.小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯 篇二
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"
"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."
你是怎樣來(lái)的?
一個(gè)冬天的早晨，一名雇員解釋他為什么遲到了四十五分鐘才起來(lái)上班。“外面太滑了，我每向前邁一步，就要向后退兩步?！?BR> 老板狐疑地看著他?！班?，是嗎?那你是怎樣到這里來(lái)的?”
“后來(lái)我決定放棄，”他說(shuō)，“然后我就往家里走?！?BR> 3.小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯 篇三
when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged(用肘輕推) him and said: "wake up, sir!"
當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過(guò)站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說(shuō)：“先生，醒醒!”
"i wasn't asleep," the man answered.
“我沒(méi)有睡著。”那個(gè)男人回答。
"not asleep? but you had your eyes closed."
“沒(méi)睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
"i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已?！?BR> 4.小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯 篇四
Intelligent son
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didnt write the address and addressees name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why you didnt take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
聰明的兒子
有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經(jīng)拿著信跑了,父親才想起信封上沒(méi)寫地址和收信人的名字。
兒子回來(lái)后,父親問(wèn)他:“你把信丟進(jìn)郵筒了嗎?” “當(dāng)然”“你沒(méi)看見信封上沒(méi)有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?”
“我當(dāng)然看見信封上什么也沒(méi)寫”“那你為什么不拿回來(lái)呢?”
“我還以為你不寫地址和收信人,是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰(shuí)呢!”
5.小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯 篇五
One Side of the Case
一面之辭
A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.
一位法官問(wèn)我們這群修補(bǔ)陪審員是否有人應(yīng)當(dāng)免權(quán)。一個(gè)人舉起了手。
"I cant hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge.
“我的左耳聽不見。”那人告訴法官。
"Can you hear out of your right ear?" the judge asked. The man nodded his head.
“你的右邊耳朵聽得見嗎?”法官問(wèn)道。那人點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭。
"Youll be allowed to serve on the jury," the judge declared. "We only listen to one side of the case at a time."
“你將被允許加入陪審團(tuán)，”法官宣布?！拔覀兠看沃宦犚幻嬷o。