孩子想要提高自己的英語知識，簡單的方法就是練聽力和口語，因為聽力和英語口語是基本的，而聽力和口語提升快的方法就是復(fù)讀聽寫，聽念復(fù)讀就是說反復(fù)去聽這些英語單詞，聽寫就是聽了英語單詞和英語句型然后寫下來，聽念就是聽了默默跟著念一遍，然后再越念越大聲，越念越清晰，越念越快速。聽寫是精聽，要聽出每一句話的意思，觀看英語影視劇不能只看劇情和中文字幕，應(yīng)該好好研究英文，好是全部都能不看中文字幕就理解。 下面是為您整理的《兒童英語簡短爆笑小笑話》，僅供大家參考。
1.兒童英語簡短爆笑小笑話
雞蛋
Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher: Then where is the "egg"?
Student: In the cake, Sir.
老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?
學(xué)生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師：“雞蛋”在哪?
學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生。
2.兒童英語簡短爆笑小笑話
Who Is the Laziest 誰懶
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現(xiàn)在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰懶?
湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?
湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。
3.兒童英語簡短爆笑小笑話
The boy and the snails 男孩和蝸牛
A farmer's boy went looking for snails, and, when he had picked up both his hands full, he set about making a fire at which to roast them; for he meant to eat them. When it got well alight and the snails began to feel the heat, they gradually withdrew more and more into their shells with the hissing noise they always make when they do so. When the boy heard it, he said, "You abandoned creatures, how can you find heart to whistle when your houses are burning?"
一個鄉(xiāng)下少年到處尋找蝸牛，當(dāng)他雙手都塞滿了蝸牛后，就準(zhǔn)備點(diǎn)火烤著吃?；瘘c(diǎn)著了，蝸牛也開始感覺到熱了，他們紛紛退向堅殼的深處，同時還發(fā)出“咝咝”的噪音。男孩子聽到了蝸牛發(fā)出的噓聲，便說：“你們這些連命都快沒有的家伙，怎么還能有心情在窩里著火時吹口哨呢?”
4.兒童英語簡短爆笑小笑話
A Smart Parrot 聰明的鸚鵡
A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings1. "Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German," replies the shop keeper.
"And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper inquires.
"I fall off my perch2 you fool!!" screeches3 the parrot.
有個人去寵物店買鸚鵡。在那里，他看見有只鸚鵡的左腿被紅線系住，右腿則被綠線系住。對此他感到不解，于是他問該店的老板，老板回答說：“這只鸚鵡受過特殊的訓(xùn)練。如果拉紅線，它就講 法語，拉綠線，它則講德語?！?BR> 這個好奇的人接著問，“要是我兩條線都拉，會怎么樣呢?”
“我就會掉下來了，你這個傻瓜!!”鸚鵡尖叫著說。
5.兒童英語簡短爆笑小笑話
A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden.
"I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.
"No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one."
The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies for that one?"
"Yes," replied the farmer, "I'll give you that one for two cents."
"OK," said the lad, sealing the deal by putting the coins in the farmer's hand, "I'll pick it up in about a week."