英語故事會(huì)出現(xiàn)學(xué)生認(rèn)識(shí)或是不認(rèn)識(shí)的單詞，而這個(gè)單詞的重復(fù)不斷出現(xiàn)，會(huì)加深同學(xué)們對(duì)單詞的記憶，這種記憶不同于一般的死記硬背，而是在潛移默化中，讓學(xué)生記住單詞，并且不枯燥。以下是整理的《小學(xué)生英語笑話故事（三篇）》相關(guān)資料，希望幫助到您。
小學(xué)生英語笑話故事篇一
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, dont they?"
"Those are ants," answered his friend. "Were still on the ground."
第一次坐飛機(jī)
約翰遜先生從前未乘過飛機(jī),他讀過許多關(guān)于飛行事故的報(bào)道。所以,有一天一位朋友邀請(qǐng)他乘自己的小飛機(jī)飛行時(shí),約翰遜先生非常擔(dān)心,不敢接受。不過,由于朋友不斷保證說飛行是很安全的,約翰遜先生終于被說服了,登上了飛機(jī)。
他的朋友啟動(dòng)引擎開始在機(jī)場(chǎng)跑道上滑行。約翰遜先生聽說飛行中最危險(xiǎn)的是起飛與降落,所以他嚇得緊閉雙眼。
過了一兩分鐘,他睜開雙眼朝窗外望去,接著對(duì)朋友說道：“看下面那些人,他們看起來就象螞蟻一樣小,是不是?”
“那些就是螞蟻,”他的朋友答道,“我們還在地面上?！?BR> 小學(xué)生英語笑話故事篇二
It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”
圣誕佳節(jié)到來，法官心情愉悅地問犯人：“你做了什么壞事??？”
“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.
“我今年圣誕節(jié)購物早了些”犯人回答。
“There's nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. How early were you doing this shopping?”
“這么做沒錯(cuò)啊，”法官說：“到底多早之前?。俊?BR> “Before the store opened, ”answered the prisoner.
“商店開門之前“犯人答道。
小學(xué)生英語笑話故事篇三
A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired。
"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother。
"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot。
耶穌的電視機(jī)
圣誕節(jié)時(shí)孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫一張耶穌誕生像。最后這件藝術(shù)品被陳列出來供父母鑒賞。
他們對(duì)耶穌誕生后睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示贊賞。
“可是那個(gè)角落里是什么?”媽媽問。
“噢，那是他們的電視機(jī)，”孩子回答說。
小學(xué)生英語笑話故事篇一
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, dont they?"
"Those are ants," answered his friend. "Were still on the ground."
第一次坐飛機(jī)
約翰遜先生從前未乘過飛機(jī),他讀過許多關(guān)于飛行事故的報(bào)道。所以,有一天一位朋友邀請(qǐng)他乘自己的小飛機(jī)飛行時(shí),約翰遜先生非常擔(dān)心,不敢接受。不過,由于朋友不斷保證說飛行是很安全的,約翰遜先生終于被說服了,登上了飛機(jī)。
他的朋友啟動(dòng)引擎開始在機(jī)場(chǎng)跑道上滑行。約翰遜先生聽說飛行中最危險(xiǎn)的是起飛與降落,所以他嚇得緊閉雙眼。
過了一兩分鐘,他睜開雙眼朝窗外望去,接著對(duì)朋友說道：“看下面那些人,他們看起來就象螞蟻一樣小,是不是?”
“那些就是螞蟻,”他的朋友答道,“我們還在地面上?！?BR> 小學(xué)生英語笑話故事篇二
It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”
圣誕佳節(jié)到來，法官心情愉悅地問犯人：“你做了什么壞事??？”
“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.
“我今年圣誕節(jié)購物早了些”犯人回答。
“There's nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. How early were you doing this shopping?”
“這么做沒錯(cuò)啊，”法官說：“到底多早之前?。俊?BR> “Before the store opened, ”answered the prisoner.
“商店開門之前“犯人答道。
小學(xué)生英語笑話故事篇三
A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired。
"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother。
"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot。
耶穌的電視機(jī)
圣誕節(jié)時(shí)孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫一張耶穌誕生像。最后這件藝術(shù)品被陳列出來供父母鑒賞。
他們對(duì)耶穌誕生后睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示贊賞。
“可是那個(gè)角落里是什么?”媽媽問。
“噢，那是他們的電視機(jī)，”孩子回答說。