笑話是一個漢語詞匯，拼音是xiào hua，意思是引人發(fā)笑的話或事情。笑話具有篇幅短小，故事情節(jié)簡單而巧妙，往往出人意料，給人突然之間笑神來了的奇妙感覺的特點。大多揭示生活中乖謬的現(xiàn)象，具有諷刺性和娛樂性。其趣味有高下之分。以下是整理的相關資料，希望對您有所幫助！
1.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老師：誰能回到我下一個問題，誰就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我現(xiàn)在要回家了。
2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大樓跳的還高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大樓又跳不起來。
3.
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體?
A coin!
硬幣。
4.
What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，卻看不見?
A needle.
針。
5.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子：你會怎么形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優(yōu)雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子：哇，謝謝，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫：開個玩笑!
6.
The plural Form of "Child"
Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?
Tom: Men.
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
Tom: Twins.
"孩子"的復數(shù)形式
老師：湯姆，‘男人’這個詞的復數(shù)形式是什么?
湯姆：男人們。
老師：答得好。那‘孩子’的復數(shù)形式呢?
湯姆：雙胞胎。
1.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老師：誰能回到我下一個問題，誰就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我現(xiàn)在要回家了。
2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大樓跳的還高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大樓又跳不起來。
3.
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體?
A coin!
硬幣。
4.
What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，卻看不見?
A needle.
針。
5.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子：你會怎么形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優(yōu)雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子：哇，謝謝，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫：開個玩笑!
6.
The plural Form of "Child"
Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?
Tom: Men.
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
Tom: Twins.
"孩子"的復數(shù)形式
老師：湯姆，‘男人’這個詞的復數(shù)形式是什么?
湯姆：男人們。
老師：答得好。那‘孩子’的復數(shù)形式呢?
湯姆：雙胞胎。