如何用十二句話概括各國(guó)歷史？以下內(nèi)容由整理發(fā)布，歡迎閱讀參考！
美國(guó)：Freedom! (terms and conditions may apply)
自由萬(wàn)歲！——最終解釋權(quán)歸我大美利堅(jiān)所有。
英國(guó)：Had the largest empire ever, but lost it due to drinking too much tea.
曾經(jīng)是的帝國(guó)，喝茶太多敗光了。
意大利：We were really important, but now we make shoes.
曾經(jīng)真的很重要，可現(xiàn)在我們是鞋匠。
希臘：We did bunch of * for mankind like 10,000 years ago. Now we are bankrupt
大約10000年前我們?yōu)槿祟愖隽四敲炊?，現(xiàn)在破產(chǎn)了...
瑞士：Sure, we'll take your money!
大哥，存錢不？
澳大利亞：Still ruled by a classy older lady in England because we are too distracted by the large amount of native fauna trying to kill us to declare independence.
我們?yōu)樯哆€被那個(gè)英國(guó)老太太統(tǒng)治著？因?yàn)槲覀冋烀χ鴳?yīng)付那些想著弄死我們鬧獨(dú)立的獨(dú)有動(dòng)物們。
丹麥 ：Tuborg
樂(lè)堡啤酒
加拿大：Sorry!
對(duì)不起，能不能換個(gè)話題？
新西蘭：Lord of The Rings
指環(huán)王是我們的！
俄羅斯：Then things got worse
在那之后，局勢(shì)越來(lái)越不好了
奧地利：Austria’s greatest accomplishment is convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.
奧地利的成就是讓世界人民相信貝多芬是奧地利人，而*是德國(guó)人。
朝鮮：All is fine. No more questions. Eternal President will lead us to victory.
我們過(guò)得很好。提問(wèn)到此結(jié)束。永遠(yuǎn)的領(lǐng)袖將帶領(lǐng)我們走向勝利。
美國(guó)：Freedom! (terms and conditions may apply)
自由萬(wàn)歲！——最終解釋權(quán)歸我大美利堅(jiān)所有。
英國(guó)：Had the largest empire ever, but lost it due to drinking too much tea.
曾經(jīng)是的帝國(guó)，喝茶太多敗光了。
意大利：We were really important, but now we make shoes.
曾經(jīng)真的很重要，可現(xiàn)在我們是鞋匠。
希臘：We did bunch of * for mankind like 10,000 years ago. Now we are bankrupt
大約10000年前我們?yōu)槿祟愖隽四敲炊?，現(xiàn)在破產(chǎn)了...
瑞士：Sure, we'll take your money!
大哥，存錢不？
澳大利亞：Still ruled by a classy older lady in England because we are too distracted by the large amount of native fauna trying to kill us to declare independence.
我們?yōu)樯哆€被那個(gè)英國(guó)老太太統(tǒng)治著？因?yàn)槲覀冋烀χ鴳?yīng)付那些想著弄死我們鬧獨(dú)立的獨(dú)有動(dòng)物們。
丹麥 ：Tuborg
樂(lè)堡啤酒
加拿大：Sorry!
對(duì)不起，能不能換個(gè)話題？
新西蘭：Lord of The Rings
指環(huán)王是我們的！
俄羅斯：Then things got worse
在那之后，局勢(shì)越來(lái)越不好了
奧地利：Austria’s greatest accomplishment is convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.
奧地利的成就是讓世界人民相信貝多芬是奧地利人，而*是德國(guó)人。
朝鮮：All is fine. No more questions. Eternal President will lead us to victory.
我們過(guò)得很好。提問(wèn)到此結(jié)束。永遠(yuǎn)的領(lǐng)袖將帶領(lǐng)我們走向勝利。