兒童英語笑話:當(dāng)敵兵襲擊你時

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The first sergeant was holding a class on combat for his company. He said,“Jose, what would you do if you saw 700 enemy soldiers coming at you?”
    警官正在給他的連隊(duì)上一堂戰(zhàn)斗課,他問:“約瑟,假如你看到有700名敵兵正朝你沖過來,你會怎么辦?“
    Jose said,“I would shoot them all with my rifle.”
    約瑟說:“我會用我的槍打死他們?!?BR>    The sergeant asked,“On the fight you see 400 enemy soldiers charging at you. What would you do?”
    警官問:“你看到你的右方有400名敵兵正向你撲過來,你會怎么辦?”
    Jose said,“I would shoot them with my rifle.”
    約瑟說:“我會用我的槍打死他們?!?BR>    The sergeant continued, “Okay! On your left, Jose, you notice 1,000 enemy soldiers heading straight at you. What would you do?”
    警官繼續(xù)說:“很好,約瑟,你注意到你的左方有1,000名敵兵正直沖你奔來,你會怎么辦?”
    Jose answered.“I would shoot them all with my rifle.”
    約瑟又回答:“我會用我的槍打死他們?!?BR>    The sergeant yelled,“Just a minute, Jose. Where are you getting all those bullets?”
    警官大叫:“稍等,約瑟,你是從哪里得到這些子彈的?”
    The soldier smiled and said, “Where are you getting all those enemy soldiers in the same place?”