30字簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)小故事帶翻譯:李鴻章的故事

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Li hongzhang to go abroad to attend international conference. Want to go to the bathroom, halfway to inquire of service personnel good place to go.
    Into a look, the somebody else use the flush toilet, Li Zhongtang haven't seen, don't know where the convenient ah.
    But partial and suppress not, alas hey this urgent.
    Finally the feeling... Alas, there is! ? Li Zhongtang is wearing a coat, wide sleeves, so he took in the sleeves and then up a sling, whoosh - to jilt the ceiling.
    Just then, a foreign ambassador came in, looked up, huh??????
    Ambassador Li Zhongtang awkward-looking, quickly put to one side, took out a heavy Chinese COINS, low voice say: "I send you a gold coin, said you don't take this thing out."
    Foreigner also said in a low voice: "I'll give you ten pieces of gold, you tell me what's up."
    李鴻章去國(guó)外參加國(guó)際會(huì)議。中途想上衛(wèi)生間,向服務(wù)人員打聽(tīng)好了去處。
    進(jìn)去一看,人家用的都是抽水馬桶啊,李中堂沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò),不知道該在哪兒方便呀。
    可是偏又憋得不行,唉喲這個(gè)急啊。
    最后沒(méi)轍了……唉,有了!?李中堂穿的是大褂,袖子寬大,于是他就拉在袖子里,然后向上一甩,嗖---給甩天花板上去了。
    正在這時(shí),一位外國(guó)大使進(jìn)來(lái)了,抬頭一看,嗯????
    李中堂滿臉尷尬,急忙把大使拉到一邊,掏出一枚沉甸甸的中國(guó)金幣,低聲說(shuō):“我送您一枚金幣,您可千萬(wàn)別把這件事兒說(shuō)出去啊?!?BR>    老外也低聲說(shuō):“我給您十枚金幣,您告訴我是怎么拉上去的?!?