1、Notice: April Fool's Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!
通告：愚人節(jié)來(lái)臨，4月1日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請(qǐng)留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人!
2、Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!
沙僧說(shuō)：我有16變!八戒說(shuō)：我有32變!悟空說(shuō)：我有72變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個(gè)電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機(jī)看短信呢!愚人節(jié)快樂!
3、You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You have to drop a wig…… But today April Fool's Day!
你站在人群中，被柔柔的風(fēng)吹起的長(zhǎng)發(fā)，像人間最美的旋律，在我心頭久久回蕩，使我想說(shuō)：你的假發(fā)要掉了……今天可是愚人節(jié)哦!
4、You find one you love deserves the love, I not understand you and your feelings, I know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!
你去找一個(gè)值得你愛的去愛，我不夠了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事無(wú)法勉強(qiáng)，有些距離無(wú)法超越，就像昨天我無(wú)法相信，為了根骨頭你就跟人跑了!
5、If a mistake was pretty, I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, I havecommitted heinous crimes, Zhennan life! But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!
如果長(zhǎng)得漂亮是一種錯(cuò)，我已經(jīng)鑄成大錯(cuò);如果聰明是一種罪，我已經(jīng)犯下滔天大罪，做人真難!但你就好啦，既沒錯(cuò)又沒罪，真羨慕你!
6、Toads pursuit of swans, swan disdain said: If I as long as you die! HAMA against: the pig also live good? After listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: I just look at messages, I move Sheire Who?
癩蛤蟆追求天鵝，天鵝不屑地說(shuō)：我要是長(zhǎng)成你這樣早去死了!蛤蟆不服：那豬還活得好好的呢!豬聽了，覺得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招誰(shuí)惹誰(shuí)了?
7、If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你長(zhǎng)得難看，請(qǐng)打110;如果你身材不好，請(qǐng)打120;如果你脾氣不好，請(qǐng)打119;如果你覺得自己漂亮，請(qǐng)打我手機(jī)，詳談……
8、Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !
因?yàn)槟?，我相信命運(yùn)的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆?，F(xiàn)在的我想說(shuō)的是——我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!
9、Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理測(cè)試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節(jié)快樂!
10、Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!
磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點(diǎn)的文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具有殺傷力強(qiáng)，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點(diǎn)，所以——拍你用它最合適!
通告：愚人節(jié)來(lái)臨，4月1日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請(qǐng)留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人!
2、Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!
沙僧說(shuō)：我有16變!八戒說(shuō)：我有32變!悟空說(shuō)：我有72變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個(gè)電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機(jī)看短信呢!愚人節(jié)快樂!
3、You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You have to drop a wig…… But today April Fool's Day!
你站在人群中，被柔柔的風(fēng)吹起的長(zhǎng)發(fā)，像人間最美的旋律，在我心頭久久回蕩，使我想說(shuō)：你的假發(fā)要掉了……今天可是愚人節(jié)哦!
4、You find one you love deserves the love, I not understand you and your feelings, I know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!
你去找一個(gè)值得你愛的去愛，我不夠了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事無(wú)法勉強(qiáng)，有些距離無(wú)法超越，就像昨天我無(wú)法相信，為了根骨頭你就跟人跑了!
5、If a mistake was pretty, I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, I havecommitted heinous crimes, Zhennan life! But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!
如果長(zhǎng)得漂亮是一種錯(cuò)，我已經(jīng)鑄成大錯(cuò);如果聰明是一種罪，我已經(jīng)犯下滔天大罪，做人真難!但你就好啦，既沒錯(cuò)又沒罪，真羨慕你!
6、Toads pursuit of swans, swan disdain said: If I as long as you die! HAMA against: the pig also live good? After listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: I just look at messages, I move Sheire Who?
癩蛤蟆追求天鵝，天鵝不屑地說(shuō)：我要是長(zhǎng)成你這樣早去死了!蛤蟆不服：那豬還活得好好的呢!豬聽了，覺得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招誰(shuí)惹誰(shuí)了?
7、If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你長(zhǎng)得難看，請(qǐng)打110;如果你身材不好，請(qǐng)打120;如果你脾氣不好，請(qǐng)打119;如果你覺得自己漂亮，請(qǐng)打我手機(jī)，詳談……
8、Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !
因?yàn)槟?，我相信命運(yùn)的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆?，F(xiàn)在的我想說(shuō)的是——我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!
9、Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理測(cè)試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節(jié)快樂!
10、Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!
磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點(diǎn)的文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具有殺傷力強(qiáng)，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點(diǎn)，所以——拍你用它最合適!