. Good morning. Here we are outside our hotel in Brighton
2. Today we’re going for a walk in the beautiful countryside here,
3. Andmust say, we’re luckyhave very nice weather for it,
4. We have some lunch, too—the hotel kindly made us some sandwiches—and we have a car.
5. Thisthe one.
6. Geez, it’s small, whyeverything so damn small in this country? Small and old?
7. So, Alan’s goingdrive, and I’m goingshow him wherego,
8. I thinkcan remember howget here. Buthave a map anyway.
9. So honey, off we go! And remember: in Britain they drive on the other side of the road.
0. So where are we going?
. We’re goingthe Devil’s Dyke.
2. What did you say? “The Devil’s Dyke”?
3. Honey, in British English a “dyke”like,
4. A kind of place between two hills where the ground, like, goes down,
5. Oh, yeah?
6. Anyway, just look at the road, Alan, and rememberdrive on the left.
7. You already said that, about ten thousand times, so which way now?
8. Uh, take a left here, you see? Where the sign says “London”.
9. Ok, Devil’s Dyke.
20. Here, take a right here!
2. How cantake a right? All the other cars are going left.
22. No, you go left, and then you go round, and then you take a right.
23. What do you mean? But then we’ll go back the way we came, back into Brighton.
24. No, we wo! Look, you see the sign saying “Lewes”.
25. No, where’s that?ca see it. Ohhell with it, I’ll just go on!
26. That was just great, Alan. Now we’re on the freewayLondon.
27. So we’ll goLondon. I’m sure there are lots of old strange sounding places in London.
28. We’re not goingLondon, honey. You can take the next exit from the freeway, and go back the way we came.
29. That’s just whatsaid. We’re going backBrighton.
30. Then why did we come here anyway? Why did we hire this crummy little car?
3. When we get backthat place where you did take a right, likeasked you, you can take a left this time, OK?
32. Alright.
33. So, thisthe exit. You take a left here, then you take a right.
34. And you take a left here, and then we’ll be back on the freeway but going the other way.
35. Oh, so we getsee the other side of the freeway? That’s great!
36. Now, you take a left here, Alan, do you think you can do that?
2. Today we’re going for a walk in the beautiful countryside here,
3. Andmust say, we’re luckyhave very nice weather for it,
4. We have some lunch, too—the hotel kindly made us some sandwiches—and we have a car.
5. Thisthe one.
6. Geez, it’s small, whyeverything so damn small in this country? Small and old?
7. So, Alan’s goingdrive, and I’m goingshow him wherego,
8. I thinkcan remember howget here. Buthave a map anyway.
9. So honey, off we go! And remember: in Britain they drive on the other side of the road.
0. So where are we going?
. We’re goingthe Devil’s Dyke.
2. What did you say? “The Devil’s Dyke”?
3. Honey, in British English a “dyke”like,
4. A kind of place between two hills where the ground, like, goes down,
5. Oh, yeah?
6. Anyway, just look at the road, Alan, and rememberdrive on the left.
7. You already said that, about ten thousand times, so which way now?
8. Uh, take a left here, you see? Where the sign says “London”.
9. Ok, Devil’s Dyke.
20. Here, take a right here!
2. How cantake a right? All the other cars are going left.
22. No, you go left, and then you go round, and then you take a right.
23. What do you mean? But then we’ll go back the way we came, back into Brighton.
24. No, we wo! Look, you see the sign saying “Lewes”.
25. No, where’s that?ca see it. Ohhell with it, I’ll just go on!
26. That was just great, Alan. Now we’re on the freewayLondon.
27. So we’ll goLondon. I’m sure there are lots of old strange sounding places in London.
28. We’re not goingLondon, honey. You can take the next exit from the freeway, and go back the way we came.
29. That’s just whatsaid. We’re going backBrighton.
30. Then why did we come here anyway? Why did we hire this crummy little car?
3. When we get backthat place where you did take a right, likeasked you, you can take a left this time, OK?
32. Alright.
33. So, thisthe exit. You take a left here, then you take a right.
34. And you take a left here, and then we’ll be back on the freeway but going the other way.
35. Oh, so we getsee the other side of the freeway? That’s great!
36. Now, you take a left here, Alan, do you think you can do that?