搞笑英文短信

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Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!   
    是每一朵花都能代表愛情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一種樹都能耐住干渴,但是白楊做到了;不是每一頭豬都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
    This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 這條消息將會讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯誤提示:未偵測到大腦!!!
    Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早上好……你今早醒來的時候有沒有做這兩件最重要的事呢? 1)祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去!
    Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible,he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said,"Let me try world peace".
    有一次上帝來到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個愿望。我說我要世界和平?!澳鞘遣豢赡艿摹彼f。然后我請讓你變聰明。他說:“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧?!?BR>     This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
    這條消息將會讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯誤提示:未偵測到大腦?。?! 搞笑短信
    Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
    你好,我是病毒!并且現(xiàn)在正逐漸進(jìn)入你的大腦……對不起,我要走了,因為我根本找不到你的大腦!
    Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早上好……你今早醒來的時候有沒有做這兩件最重要的事呢? 1)祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去!
     Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
    漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運(yùn)的同時擁有這兩方面!被恭維了?少來了!這個短消息是送給我的。我只不過想讓你看看罷了。 Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 不要激動,不要憂郁,愛因斯坦長相也難看!
    If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 you. If u’ll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, I’ll kill you.
     如果你躲起來,我會去找你。如果你不見了,我會尋覓你。如果你離開了,我會等你。如果日子會把你帶走,我會為你戰(zhàn)斗。但是,如果你停止發(fā)短信息,我會宰了你。
    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
     你永遠(yuǎn)不能戰(zhàn)勝一個純SB,因為他會把你的智商拉到跟他個水平,然后用豐富的經(jīng)驗打敗你
    12.I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I’’ve no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. 我知道這世上有人在等我,但我不知道我在等誰,為了這個,我每天都非??鞓贰?BR>    day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
    一天你會很驚訝的發(fā)現(xiàn)我出現(xiàn)在你身邊。你我一起歡笑,一起哭泣,一起夢想,依偎在一起,一起……只不過是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(醫(yī)生)給你(精神病人)做檢查。
     You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
    你可能會從山上掉下來,也可能會從樹上掉下來,但是,的方式,是你會愛上我。
     Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
    有一次上帝來到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個愿望。我說我要世界和平?!澳鞘遣豢赡艿摹彼f。
    Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?
    Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
    漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運(yùn)的同時擁有這兩方面!被恭維了?
    少來了!這個短消息是送給我的。我只不過想讓你看看罷了。
    Good morning...... Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
    1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
    早上好...你今早醒來的時候有沒有做這兩件最重要的事呢? 生日祝福短信
    1)祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去..2)洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去!
    This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1...
     >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
    這條消息將會讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5..4..3..2..1..
    >錯誤提示:未偵測到大腦?。?!