Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
是每一朵花都能代表愛(ài)情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一種樹(shù)都能耐住干渴，但是白楊做到了；不是每一頭豬都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 這條消息將會(huì)讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯(cuò)誤提示：未偵測(cè)到大腦!!!
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1） Pray-so that u may live...2）Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早上好……你今早醒來(lái)的時(shí)候有沒(méi)有做這兩件最重要的事呢? 1）祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去!
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible，he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said，"Let me try world peace".
有一次上帝來(lái)到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個(gè)愿望。我說(shuō)我要世界和平?！澳鞘遣豢赡艿摹彼f(shuō)。然后我請(qǐng)讓你變聰明。他說(shuō)：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會(huì)讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯(cuò)誤提示：未偵測(cè)到大腦！??！ 搞笑短信
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
你好，我是病毒！并且現(xiàn)在正逐漸進(jìn)入你的大腦……對(duì)不起，我要走了，因?yàn)槲腋菊也坏侥愕拇竽X！
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早上好……你今早醒來(lái)的時(shí)候有沒(méi)有做這兩件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去！
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運(yùn)的同時(shí)擁有這兩方面！被恭維了？少來(lái)了！這個(gè)短消息是送給我的。我只不過(guò)想讓你看看罷了。 Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 不要激動(dòng)，不要憂郁，愛(ài)因斯坦長(zhǎng)相也難看！
If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 you. If u’ll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, I’ll kill you.
如果你躲起來(lái)，我會(huì)去找你。如果你不見(jiàn)了，我會(huì)尋覓你。如果你離開(kāi)了，我會(huì)等你。如果日子會(huì)把你帶走，我會(huì)為你戰(zhàn)斗。但是，如果你停止發(fā)短信息，我會(huì)宰了你。
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永遠(yuǎn)不能戰(zhàn)勝一個(gè)純SB,因?yàn)樗麜?huì)把你的智商拉到跟他個(gè)水平,然后用豐富的經(jīng)驗(yàn)打敗你
12.I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I’’ve no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. 我知道這世上有人在等我，但我不知道我在等誰(shuí)，為了這個(gè)，我每天都非?？鞓?lè)。
day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
一天你會(huì)很驚訝的發(fā)現(xiàn)我出現(xiàn)在你身邊。你我一起歡笑，一起哭泣，一起夢(mèng)想，依偎在一起，一起……只不過(guò)是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（醫(yī)生）給你（精神病人）做檢查。
You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
你可能會(huì)從山上掉下來(lái)，也可能會(huì)從樹(shù)上掉下來(lái)，但是，的方式，是你會(huì)愛(ài)上我。
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
有一次上帝來(lái)到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個(gè)愿望。我說(shuō)我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說(shuō)。
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?
Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運(yùn)的同時(shí)擁有這兩方面！被恭維了？
少來(lái)了！這個(gè)短消息是送給我的。我只不過(guò)想讓你看看罷了。
Good morning...... Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
早上好...你今早醒來(lái)的時(shí)候有沒(méi)有做這兩件最重要的事呢？ 生日祝福短信
1）祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去..2）洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去！
This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1...
>Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會(huì)讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5..4..3..2..1..
>錯(cuò)誤提示：未偵測(cè)到大腦?。?！
是每一朵花都能代表愛(ài)情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一種樹(shù)都能耐住干渴，但是白楊做到了；不是每一頭豬都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 這條消息將會(huì)讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯(cuò)誤提示：未偵測(cè)到大腦!!!
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1） Pray-so that u may live...2）Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早上好……你今早醒來(lái)的時(shí)候有沒(méi)有做這兩件最重要的事呢? 1）祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去!
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible，he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said，"Let me try world peace".
有一次上帝來(lái)到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個(gè)愿望。我說(shuō)我要世界和平?！澳鞘遣豢赡艿摹彼f(shuō)。然后我請(qǐng)讓你變聰明。他說(shuō)：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會(huì)讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯(cuò)誤提示：未偵測(cè)到大腦！??！ 搞笑短信
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
你好，我是病毒！并且現(xiàn)在正逐漸進(jìn)入你的大腦……對(duì)不起，我要走了，因?yàn)槲腋菊也坏侥愕拇竽X！
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早上好……你今早醒來(lái)的時(shí)候有沒(méi)有做這兩件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去！
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運(yùn)的同時(shí)擁有這兩方面！被恭維了？少來(lái)了！這個(gè)短消息是送給我的。我只不過(guò)想讓你看看罷了。 Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 不要激動(dòng)，不要憂郁，愛(ài)因斯坦長(zhǎng)相也難看！
If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 you. If u’ll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, I’ll kill you.
如果你躲起來(lái)，我會(huì)去找你。如果你不見(jiàn)了，我會(huì)尋覓你。如果你離開(kāi)了，我會(huì)等你。如果日子會(huì)把你帶走，我會(huì)為你戰(zhàn)斗。但是，如果你停止發(fā)短信息，我會(huì)宰了你。
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永遠(yuǎn)不能戰(zhàn)勝一個(gè)純SB,因?yàn)樗麜?huì)把你的智商拉到跟他個(gè)水平,然后用豐富的經(jīng)驗(yàn)打敗你
12.I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I’’ve no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. 我知道這世上有人在等我，但我不知道我在等誰(shuí)，為了這個(gè)，我每天都非?？鞓?lè)。
day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
一天你會(huì)很驚訝的發(fā)現(xiàn)我出現(xiàn)在你身邊。你我一起歡笑，一起哭泣，一起夢(mèng)想，依偎在一起，一起……只不過(guò)是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（醫(yī)生）給你（精神病人）做檢查。
You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
你可能會(huì)從山上掉下來(lái)，也可能會(huì)從樹(shù)上掉下來(lái)，但是，的方式，是你會(huì)愛(ài)上我。
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
有一次上帝來(lái)到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個(gè)愿望。我說(shuō)我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說(shuō)。
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?
Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運(yùn)的同時(shí)擁有這兩方面！被恭維了？
少來(lái)了！這個(gè)短消息是送給我的。我只不過(guò)想讓你看看罷了。
Good morning...... Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
早上好...你今早醒來(lái)的時(shí)候有沒(méi)有做這兩件最重要的事呢？ 生日祝福短信
1）祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去..2）洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去！
This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1...
>Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會(huì)讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5..4..3..2..1..
>錯(cuò)誤提示：未偵測(cè)到大腦?。?！