關(guān)于夏天的英語作文:夏雨

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"Rain, rain, go home quickly close friends clothes -." Listen, this is the man who at this cloudless blue skies, bright sunshine, alarmist? It may be, but why no one out of the rumor, but lead to a burst of laughter? Children caught in the head by the door, or eating you up? NO, NO, NO, not, so brain-dead thing, so might appear in our brilliant, wise and brave (a compliment adjective omitted below N's) class it? That is how it all about? Ha ha ha ha, wait, listen to me slowly come.
    Originally, this rain, the desire nor that "rain", but rather we monitor with an invincible cute girl baby face "Summer" classmates. Recently, the class whipped up games "Westward Journey" wind, which the monk a "rain, rain, and quickly pick up their clothes home to do that," mine down the class. Then there are busybodies, directly associated Xia students, Xia Yu Xia Yu, not "rain rain" What? So, of course this strange scene appeared. Class lively, this is not, then people want to ravage cute girl, not a good tease about it, how worthy to humor me famous class? This Summer we can suffer classmate, we had a good, innocent little MM, was chaos all day long the whole a pass, who can stand it.
    However, booing, not a two, but nearly the whole class? Yeah, Besides that, people are super gentle patience! Well, to solve this problem really is a "long way to go," Yeah.
    How to do it? Eliminate small MM people classmate at first that weak rebuttal, the amount, the effect looks good, then, to read "ears do not hear out of the window" - you told you, I did it to me, all irrelevant! Hey, really good results, momentum of a sudden a lot smaller. But, however, I was never tired of shouting still playing, silly thing. However, we can not forget, our class a lot of humorous person children, gallbladder fat lot of people, but however, "escorts" is also a lot of drops! (Both men and women yo)
    Then, the "escorts" could not stand, originally Well, the joke does not matter, can, can, can, but people are really a joke to be divided, Besides that, this, this, this is too much!
    A war they had begun.
    "Escorts" who cursed those who have, those who have renewed nickname, pinch frame those who have, more, directly open a debate, too sharp a large number of special approval, Zhi Ma Gouxue shower head, a word: cool!
    It can be hard to steal the show before classmates.
    Beginning can also dissatisfied "I say me, and no relationship with you, really 'Gounahaozai! - Nosy," or "God take God's way, whatever others may say!" To the Later, it became a "啞巴吃黃連 - suffering not to say," and originally Well, class four dozen people, two dozen girls united in consensus against "gossip", plus a dozen boys chicken defection - speechless. Entirely "痛打落水狗" battle it! Fight fight, fight ass ah!
    Thus, the final end, it completely without the old class came forward, it would then actually dropped.
    Totally not fun ah wood there! There are wood! ! !
    In silent. I seem to see crows flying Ga, Ga, Ga.
    “下雨了,下雨了,趕緊回家收衣服啦——?!甭犅?,這是哪位仁兄在這晴空萬里無云,耀眼陽光下,危言聳聽?可、可、可是,為什么無一人出來辟謠,反而引來一陣哄堂大笑?腦袋被門縫兒夾了,還是吃錯藥了?NO,NO,NO,都不是,這么腦殘的事,這么可能會出現(xiàn)在我們英明神武,智勇雙全(以下省略N的個贊美的形容詞)班級呢?那是怎么回事?哈哈哈哈,別急,聽我慢慢道來。
    原來,此下雨,意欲非彼“下雨”,而是指咱班長著一張無敵可愛娃娃臉的女生“夏雨”同學(xué)。前些日子,班里刮起了場“大話西游”風(fēng),里面唐僧一句“下雨了,下雨了,趕緊回家收衣服啦”雷倒全班。于是有好事者,直接聯(lián)想到夏雨同學(xué),夏雨夏雨,不就是“下雨下雨”么?于是,這詭異的一幕理所當(dāng)然的出現(xiàn)了。班上熱鬧了,這不,那么可愛得讓人想蹂躪的丫頭,不好好戲耍一番,怎么對得起以幽默而聞名的我班呢?可這就苦了咱夏雨同學(xué)了,本來一個好好的,無辜的小MM,被人整天整天的亂整一通,誰受得起呀。
    可是,起哄的,不是一個兩個,而是全班將近?呀,再者說了,人家性子超溫柔的!唉,解決這問題,真可謂是“任重而道遠(yuǎn)”呀。
    怎么辦呢?人家小MM夏雨同學(xué)先是柔柔弱弱的反駁,額,效果貌似不佳,于是,改為“兩耳不聞窗外事”——你們叫你們的,我干我的,各不相干!嘿,果然效果不錯,聲勢一下子小了很多??墒强墒?,依然有人樂此不疲的喊著玩,無聊嘛。不過,大家可不要忘了,咱班幽默的人兒大把,膽肥的人不少,但是但是,“護(hù)花使者”也很多滴?。信杂袉?
    于是,“護(hù)花使者”看不下去了,本來嘛,開開玩笑不打緊,可、可、可、可是開玩笑也要分人的好不,再者說了,這、這、這也太過分了!
    一場大戰(zhàn)便拉開了帷幕。
    “護(hù)花使者”們大罵者有之,再起花名者有之,掐架者有之,更有甚者,直接開了一場辯論會,犀利得大批特批,直罵了個狗血淋頭,一個字:爽!
    這可苦了之前大出風(fēng)頭的同學(xué)。
    開始的時候還可以不服的說“我說我的,跟你們又沒有關(guān)系,真是‘狗拿耗子——多管閑事!”,或是“爺走爺?shù)穆?,讓別人說去吧!”到了后來,竟成了“啞巴吃黃連——有苦說不出了”,本來嘛,全班四十幾人,二十幾位女生同仇敵愾,一致對抗“流言蜚語”,再加上十幾位男生臨陣倒戈——無語。完全是“痛打落水狗”的陣勢嘛!對抗對抗,對抗個*呀!
    于是,最后的最后,這件事完全不用老班出面,這件事竟就那么不了了之了。
    完全不過癮呀有木有!有木有?。。?BR>    無語中。我好像看到烏鴉飛過嘎、嘎、嘎。