A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg, then urinated on its owner.
一個盲人領著一只導盲犬站在十字路口處等著過馬路。就在這個時候，導盲犬把腿一抬，開始往主人身上撒尿。
Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passerby who’d seen everything xiaogushi8.com remarked：“That’s extremely tolerant of you, especially after what he just did.”
這個盲人十分平靜地從口袋里拿出了一塊餅干給狗吃。一個過路人剛好看到了這一切，很不解地說：“你的脾氣真好，尤其是那只狗都做了這樣的事情，你還給它餅干吃?！?BR> “Not really,” came the reply. “I’m just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts.”
“事實并非如此。”盲人回答說，“我只是想弄清楚它的嘴在哪里，這樣一來，我就可以踢它的*了?！?
一個盲人領著一只導盲犬站在十字路口處等著過馬路。就在這個時候，導盲犬把腿一抬，開始往主人身上撒尿。
Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passerby who’d seen everything xiaogushi8.com remarked：“That’s extremely tolerant of you, especially after what he just did.”
這個盲人十分平靜地從口袋里拿出了一塊餅干給狗吃。一個過路人剛好看到了這一切，很不解地說：“你的脾氣真好，尤其是那只狗都做了這樣的事情，你還給它餅干吃?！?BR> “Not really,” came the reply. “I’m just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts.”
“事實并非如此。”盲人回答說，“我只是想弄清楚它的嘴在哪里，這樣一來，我就可以踢它的*了?！?