"Sell corn Le! Home grown corn, green environmental protection, no pesticide organic, 5 yuan 2 Le ~" on the street, just listen to me crying, people passing by stopped strange looked at me, and even a child stood foolishly silly staring at me, strange I during the national day small fart child didn't pain happy play a the addiction? Others national day do? Play Bai! I do? To experience the fun of making money.
, I have a loud voice to Tate far to provoke, excitedly picked corn, I, triumphantly sit in a chair, humming a ditty, didn't want to others cold not the D to the sentence: "1 yuan 2??" I was on the Mongolia, make what make, 1 yuan 2? Fortunately, my reaction over the, quickly replied: "no, no, no, 5 yuan 2." This change is being Mongolia: "ah? So expensive? Not too expensive?!" he will go look pleased with oneself. I scratched his head, it is strange how they would think of corn is 1 yuan 2 depressed ah...... Corn is cheap, or corn, NONONO, a small snack!
I've been suffering from the sale of your corn...... In desperation, but also had their 5 yuan 2 changed to 5 yuan 3, a loss, a loss! This can be booing, changed to 5 yuan 3 instead off less, hey! I change into 5 yuan 2, yell more vigorously, also sang the "corn song": "not sell, really can not afford to sell, I left the right to change change... Two uncle didn't want to come with me, I don't shout, shout to chased out of luck, don't let stall the inspectors. At once, I was scared to shout, but after a while, I forgot again......"
4 men in black in my eyes, I subconsciously shouted: "sell corn......" More think more wrong, look carefully, my mother ah! Actually is legendary, urban management, urban management and look and feel is a child, then also no longer tube, I took a clap breast, scared to death of me!
Overall, the National Day holiday is happy and enjoyable, you?
“賣玉米嘞!自家種的玉米，環(huán)保綠色，無農(nóng)藥有機，5元2個嘞～”大街上，只聽我一個人吆喝了，路過的人都停下來奇怪地望著我，甚至還有一小孩站住呆呆地傻盯著我，奇怪我國慶期間小*孩竟然不痛痛快快玩兒上一把癮?別人國慶干什么呢?玩兒唄!我呢?可要體會體會賺錢的樂趣。
可不，我嗓門兒大的都把大老遠兒的人給招來了，都興奮地選著玉米，我嘛，就得意洋洋地坐在椅子上，哼著小曲，沒想人家冷不丁來了一句：“1元2個嗎?”我當時就蒙了，搞什么搞，1元2個?幸虧我反應(yīng)過來了，急忙答道：“不不，5元2個?！边@把換成是人家蒙了：“啊?這么貴?不會吧?太貴了!”說完便搖頭晃腦走了。我撓撓頭，實在是奇怪他們怎么會以為玉米是1元2個!郁悶啊……玉米便宜成這樣，還是玉米嘛?NONONO，成了小零食了!
我飽受了賣貴玉米的苦難啊……無奈之下，也只好把5元2個改成了5元3個，虧呀，虧呀!這可倒好，改成5元3個反倒客少了，嘿!我再改成5元2個，吆喝地更起勁了，還唱起了“玉米歌”：“賣不起，真的賣不起，我左改右改……”沒想二姑父出來跟我說，我別喊了，把城管喊來就倒霉了，城管不讓擺地攤的。我立刻嚇得不敢再喊了，可過一會兒，又忘了，再次喊了起來：“玉米……”
4個穿黑衣服的人映入我的眼簾，我下意識喊道：“賣玉米……”可越想越不對勁，仔細一看，我的媽媽呀!竟然真的是傳說中的，城管!可城管看了看，覺得是小孩子，便也不再管了，我拍了拍胸脯，嚇死我了!
總的來說呢，國慶假期雖快樂又不過癮，你呢?
, I have a loud voice to Tate far to provoke, excitedly picked corn, I, triumphantly sit in a chair, humming a ditty, didn't want to others cold not the D to the sentence: "1 yuan 2??" I was on the Mongolia, make what make, 1 yuan 2? Fortunately, my reaction over the, quickly replied: "no, no, no, 5 yuan 2." This change is being Mongolia: "ah? So expensive? Not too expensive?!" he will go look pleased with oneself. I scratched his head, it is strange how they would think of corn is 1 yuan 2 depressed ah...... Corn is cheap, or corn, NONONO, a small snack!
I've been suffering from the sale of your corn...... In desperation, but also had their 5 yuan 2 changed to 5 yuan 3, a loss, a loss! This can be booing, changed to 5 yuan 3 instead off less, hey! I change into 5 yuan 2, yell more vigorously, also sang the "corn song": "not sell, really can not afford to sell, I left the right to change change... Two uncle didn't want to come with me, I don't shout, shout to chased out of luck, don't let stall the inspectors. At once, I was scared to shout, but after a while, I forgot again......"
4 men in black in my eyes, I subconsciously shouted: "sell corn......" More think more wrong, look carefully, my mother ah! Actually is legendary, urban management, urban management and look and feel is a child, then also no longer tube, I took a clap breast, scared to death of me!
Overall, the National Day holiday is happy and enjoyable, you?
“賣玉米嘞!自家種的玉米，環(huán)保綠色，無農(nóng)藥有機，5元2個嘞～”大街上，只聽我一個人吆喝了，路過的人都停下來奇怪地望著我，甚至還有一小孩站住呆呆地傻盯著我，奇怪我國慶期間小*孩竟然不痛痛快快玩兒上一把癮?別人國慶干什么呢?玩兒唄!我呢?可要體會體會賺錢的樂趣。
可不，我嗓門兒大的都把大老遠兒的人給招來了，都興奮地選著玉米，我嘛，就得意洋洋地坐在椅子上，哼著小曲，沒想人家冷不丁來了一句：“1元2個嗎?”我當時就蒙了，搞什么搞，1元2個?幸虧我反應(yīng)過來了，急忙答道：“不不，5元2個?！边@把換成是人家蒙了：“啊?這么貴?不會吧?太貴了!”說完便搖頭晃腦走了。我撓撓頭，實在是奇怪他們怎么會以為玉米是1元2個!郁悶啊……玉米便宜成這樣，還是玉米嘛?NONONO，成了小零食了!
我飽受了賣貴玉米的苦難啊……無奈之下，也只好把5元2個改成了5元3個，虧呀，虧呀!這可倒好，改成5元3個反倒客少了，嘿!我再改成5元2個，吆喝地更起勁了，還唱起了“玉米歌”：“賣不起，真的賣不起，我左改右改……”沒想二姑父出來跟我說，我別喊了，把城管喊來就倒霉了，城管不讓擺地攤的。我立刻嚇得不敢再喊了，可過一會兒，又忘了，再次喊了起來：“玉米……”
4個穿黑衣服的人映入我的眼簾，我下意識喊道：“賣玉米……”可越想越不對勁，仔細一看，我的媽媽呀!竟然真的是傳說中的，城管!可城管看了看，覺得是小孩子，便也不再管了，我拍了拍胸脯，嚇死我了!
總的來說呢，國慶假期雖快樂又不過癮，你呢?