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A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala（歡慶的） charity event was taking place.
Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!" the chicken cried."Let's offer hem1 ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig testily2. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."
一只豬和一只雞路過一所教堂，那里有一場盛大慈善活動正在進(jìn)行著。
在精神上收到觸動的豬向小雞提出建議：他們每個(gè)人作出點(diǎn)自己的貢獻(xiàn)。
“好主意！”雞尖叫道，“讓我們給腿和雞蛋吧？”
“著什么急”豬不耐煩地說，“對你來說，是一個(gè)貢獻(xiàn)，對我來說，這是一個(gè)完全的獻(xiàn)身?！?
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala（歡慶的） charity event was taking place.
Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!" the chicken cried."Let's offer hem1 ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig testily2. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."
一只豬和一只雞路過一所教堂，那里有一場盛大慈善活動正在進(jìn)行著。
在精神上收到觸動的豬向小雞提出建議：他們每個(gè)人作出點(diǎn)自己的貢獻(xiàn)。
“好主意！”雞尖叫道，“讓我們給腿和雞蛋吧？”
“著什么急”豬不耐煩地說，“對你來說，是一個(gè)貢獻(xiàn)，對我來說，這是一個(gè)完全的獻(xiàn)身?！?