簡單少兒英語小笑話-我娶了你的姐妹

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    A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
    一位婦人發(fā)現(xiàn)丈夫回家的時候總是爛醉如泥,她決定為丈夫治好這個毛病。一個萬圣節(jié)夜里,她穿上一套魔鬼戲服,躲在樹后,準(zhǔn)備在丈夫返家時攔截他的去路。
    When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
    當(dāng)丈夫走近時,她從樹后跳出來,站到他面前,頭上帶著紅色的羊角、身后有長長的尾巴,手中握著鋼叉。
    "Who are you?" he asked.
    “你是誰?”丈夫問到。
    "I'm the Devil!" she responded.
    “我是魔鬼!”她回答到。
    "Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"
    “噢,那你跟我一起回家吧,”丈夫說,“我娶了你的姐妹!”