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A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
The boy says, "That won't work."
His mom says, "Why?"
The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
一個(gè)小男孩醒來，連著三個(gè)晚上當(dāng)他聽到砰砰的聲音來自他父母的臥室。最后，一天早上，他去了他的媽媽，說：“媽媽，每夜我聽到你和爸爸的噪音，當(dāng)我看到你的彈跳和在他?！?BR> 他的媽媽大吃一驚，說。哦我在他肚子上彈跳，因?yàn)樗芘郑@讓他又瘦了?！?BR> 男孩說：“那不行?！?BR> 他媽媽說：“為什么？”
男孩回答道?！币?yàn)楦舯诘呐嗣刻於紒砹?，把他吹回來！?
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
The boy says, "That won't work."
His mom says, "Why?"
The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
一個(gè)小男孩醒來，連著三個(gè)晚上當(dāng)他聽到砰砰的聲音來自他父母的臥室。最后，一天早上，他去了他的媽媽，說：“媽媽，每夜我聽到你和爸爸的噪音，當(dāng)我看到你的彈跳和在他?！?BR> 他的媽媽大吃一驚，說。哦我在他肚子上彈跳，因?yàn)樗芘郑@讓他又瘦了?！?BR> 男孩說：“那不行?！?BR> 他媽媽說：“為什么？”
男孩回答道?！币?yàn)楦舯诘呐嗣刻於紒砹?，把他吹回來！?