簡(jiǎn)單兒童英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯-像魚一樣喝

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    A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to ignore her but, finally it was too much for him. He asked her, "Why are you staring at me.?" Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response. The little girl said, "My Daddy said you drink like a fish and I don't want to miss it!"
    一個(gè)男人為人主持了一個(gè)宴會(huì),包括他的老板。 吃飯的時(shí)候,男主人的3歲小女孩盯著她父親的老板坐在她對(duì)面。這個(gè)女孩幾乎不能吃她的食物來(lái)凝視。 男人看了他的領(lǐng)帶,摸了摸食物的臉,輕輕地拍了一下他的頭發(fā),但沒(méi)有什么能阻止她盯著他看。他盡了的努力去不理她,但最后還是對(duì)他來(lái)說(shuō)太多了。 他問(wèn)她:“你為什么盯著我?” 桌上的每一個(gè)人都注意到了她的行為,這讓她的反應(yīng)很安靜。 小女孩說(shuō):“我的爸爸說(shuō)你喝的像一條魚,我不想錯(cuò)過(guò)它!”