A Mistake
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. Give me $500 each, he said,and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened.
Done! said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
Where are the others?; asked a medic.
Last I knew,; said the American,the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay.
搞錯(cuò)了
一位美國(guó)人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場(chǎng)車禍中喪生。他們到達(dá)天堂的門口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解釋說(shuō)是搞錯(cuò)了。每人給我五百美元，他說(shuō)，我將把你們送回人間，就象什么都沒(méi)有發(fā)生過(guò)一樣。
成交!美國(guó)人說(shuō)。立刻，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己毫不損傷地站在現(xiàn)場(chǎng)附近。
其他人在哪兒?一名醫(yī)生問(wèn)道。
我離開(kāi)之前，那名美國(guó)人說(shuō)，我看見(jiàn)英格蘭人正在砍價(jià)，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說(shuō)應(yīng)該由他的政府來(lái)出這筆錢。
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. Give me $500 each, he said,and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened.
Done! said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
Where are the others?; asked a medic.
Last I knew,; said the American,the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay.
搞錯(cuò)了
一位美國(guó)人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場(chǎng)車禍中喪生。他們到達(dá)天堂的門口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解釋說(shuō)是搞錯(cuò)了。每人給我五百美元，他說(shuō)，我將把你們送回人間，就象什么都沒(méi)有發(fā)生過(guò)一樣。
成交!美國(guó)人說(shuō)。立刻，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己毫不損傷地站在現(xiàn)場(chǎng)附近。
其他人在哪兒?一名醫(yī)生問(wèn)道。
我離開(kāi)之前，那名美國(guó)人說(shuō)，我看見(jiàn)英格蘭人正在砍價(jià)，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說(shuō)應(yīng)該由他的政府來(lái)出這筆錢。