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Three visits to the cottage
Aside: Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顧茅廬） is a story from one of the Four
Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.
Our script is revised from this story . In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名無間道), My Own SWordsman（中文名武林外傳）,The Flirting Scholar（中文名唐伯虎點秋香） were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.
Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.
Three visits to the cottage
Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the
three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.
SCENE 1: Liubei's home
Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei
Guanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!
Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?
Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.
Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse
Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!
Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.
SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s house
Actors: ZhuGeliang Zhu’s Wife
ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I’ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?
Wife: Darling!
ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.
Wife： My dear, how about your study?
ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.
Wife： Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Tianjin.(cry)
ZhuGeliang：Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.
Wife： Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen，read and see!
ZhuGeliang：A piece of cake!
Wife： Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?
ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.
Wife： You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,
ZhuGeliang：Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hard at once.
Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.
ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?
Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!
Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?
Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England.
Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.
SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s house
Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper
Zhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open!!!
Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt?
(Open the door)
Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.
Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.
Liubei: En????
Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.
Liubei: OK! We will wait for him here!
Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will be come back, so, let’s go home!
Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang as well . Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is out.
SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s house
Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper
Zhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.
Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)
Keeper：My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!
Zhangfei：Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!
Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money?
Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don’t you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!
Zhangfei (Bat eyes)
Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!
Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?
Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own SWordsman”, which is so popular with lots of people in China!
Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!
Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!
Keeper: Don’t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!
Liubei: Keep quite!!!
Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.
SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang’s Home
Actors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei Guanyu
ZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ………
Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.
ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue
Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!
Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?
Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.
ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.
Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.
Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.
Liubei: I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so ideal.
ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?
Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?
ZhuGeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom the life at present.
Liubei: If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.
ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.
Liu: En…..
Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?
Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.
SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s Home
Actors: Wife Keeper
Aside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.
Keeper：（Happy）Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.
Wife：What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!
SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang’s house
Aside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.
Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei
Wife：Honey!
ZhuGeliang：Darling!
Wife：Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.
ZhuGeliang：I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don’t worried, never miss you!!(Run)
ZhuGeliang：(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.
Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!
Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.
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旁白——話說劉關張?zhí)覉@三結義之后四處奔波 一時間找不到工作 不得不在曹操的公司靠看大門為生 而此時那個傳說中的神秘人物諸葛臥龍先生正專心在家復習考試 因為他的老婆黃氏逼著他參加CET-6
場景一
劉備家
劉備 關羽 張飛上
關羽——大哥 咱們都餓了好幾天了 這種吃糠咽菜的生活我們要過到什么時候啊 哎
劉備——二弟 這 大哥我怎么可能不難受嘛 可是常言道人在屋檐下 怎能不低頭 我們現在曹操的公司里給人家看大門 這年頭工作這么難找 我們三兄弟學歷又不高 好不容易能有口飯吃就很不錯了 哪還有什么奢求呀
張飛 ——大哥 對了 上個月后面山頭諸葛亮的老婆來問我們借走了500塊錢去給她老公交學費去了 都好久沒還 我們是不是應該去要回來
關羽——是啊大哥 不然的話這樣下去我們就得喝西北風了
劉備——哎 就是 我怎么這岔給忘了 走 走 走 二弟三弟隨我這就上山 （收拾家伙 挽袖子）
旁白——兄弟三人就此上山
場景二
諸葛亮家諸葛亮上
諸葛亮——大叫好 我就是絕頂聰明的諸葛亮 可我近卻很是郁悶 我那個娘子非要我去參加什么大學英語六級考試 六級考試是個什么東西 我怎么聽都沒聽說過 還要我看這么厚的書 做這么多的題（拿起手里的金瓶梅給大家亮亮） 我以后可是要當軍師的?。∮植皇沁@個專業(yè)的 干嘛還要要看這種書
老婆——相公（遠處喊）諸葛亮老婆上（比較啰嗦）
諸葛亮——娘子來了 我娘子啰嗦的像唐僧一樣 說起話來我可受不了 快老實看書（裝作認真狀）
老婆——相公 你的書背的怎么樣了
諸葛亮——娘子啊 這些書看得我頭昏眼花 光想打瞌睡
老婆——哎 相公呀 你有所不知 你看 現在外面競爭這么激烈 你要是不好好考六級 將來拿個碩士文憑 以后找不到工作可怎么辦呀 我們在這個小村子里都呆了小半輩子了 你看我連稍微大一點的城市 像鐵嶺都沒去過
諸葛亮——娘子 你看老公我這么有才華 以后還愁找不到工作么 這些書太簡單了 統(tǒng)統(tǒng)不用看 （扔書）
老婆——哼 ??！你說簡單 那我考考你
諸葛亮——怎么 還要考我 舌戰(zhàn)群儒我都不怕 小小考試焉能難道我（對觀眾說）
老婆——我要考你聽寫（諸葛亮郁悶狀） 聽著 apple怎么寫 desk怎么寫
諸葛亮——（不會 抓耳撓腮）
老婆——相公啊 你連這都不會 可怎么辦呀 哎呀 我錯了 我真的錯了 我從一開始就不應該嫁過來 如果我不嫁過來 就不會流落到這么一個傷心的地方 我好后悔呀
諸葛亮——崩潰了 （捂耳朵 忙勸）
諸葛亮——娘子莫哭 娘子莫哭 相公好好看書就是
老婆——（馬上變臉） 這還差不多 你知道么 為了供你讀書 咱們家已經欠了外面一*債 連看大門的我都借過 如果這些人上門來逼債我可怎么辦呀
諸葛亮——娘子 你說看大門的 ？ 莫非就是呢個看大門的劉備 （抓胡子 興奮 點頭）
老婆——正是此人 書童你快過來
書童上
書童——主人 有何吩咐
老婆——書童 聽著 相公近日溫習功課 外人一律不見 來人就說去國外游玩講學去了書童 遵命
旁白——話正說著 劉關張三人已經到了諸葛亮家門口
場景三
諸葛亮家門口劉關張上
張飛——大哥我來叫門（氣憤 敲門 咚 咚 咚）
書童——（從貓眼里看看 跟張飛頭對上 幻燈片配李逵的黑臉 嚇一跳）莫非是來討債的 （思考 開門）
劉備——在下劉備 特來拜訪諸葛臥龍先生和她老婆
書童——主人說他不在家
劉關張——恩？？？
書童——哦 不是 主人 主人 出去游玩了 可能很快回來 也可能十多天不回來
劉備——那我們就在這等他
關羽——他呢么貪玩 誰知道他什么時候回來 大哥 我們還是走吧
旁白——三人離去 又過了一個月 已是深秋 三人第二次登門拜訪 可是仍然沒有見著 第三次已經是冬天 屋外下著鵝毛大雪 諸葛亮知道了劉備上門討債的事情 趁這會老婆黃氏不在 趕緊命書童前去開門
場景四
諸葛亮家門口 （下大雪）劉關張 書童上
張飛——大哥 下次要見諸葛小兒 你先給我老三說一聲 我把他綁來見你 如此勞煩哥哥 甚是無禮
劉備——哎 二弟三弟 現在欠錢的都是大爺 我們還是再去一回吧 一定要誠心誠意才能打動人家（抹眼淚 幻燈片放楊白勞與黃世仁 咚咚咚敲門）
書童——主人今天在家（諸葛亮拿著金瓶梅從身后走過）但是正在看書 請你們等一等
張飛——（等不及了）諸葛小兒 快出來 大哥二哥 幫我照顧好我七舅老爺他上外甥女。。。。你要是不出來 我就一把火把你這房子燒了?。?BR> 關羽——葵花點穴手（幻燈片配合 張飛定住 眼睛睜得大大的）哎 二弟呀 大哥說了你幾次了 我們是有文化的人 做人要斯文 要低調懂不 別一上來就舞刀弄槍的 我們是來要債的 又不是來要命的 你把人家砍死了 誰來給我們還債呀
劉備——二弟呀 現在次貸危機呢么嚴重 怎么這點道理你還不懂呢？ 明白了 你就眨眨眼睛
張飛——（眨眼）關羽 葵花解穴手
張飛——哎 二哥 （聳聳肩）你這點穴是那里學的關羽 呵呵 是看了一部很流行的電視劇 武林外傳學的
張飛——二哥 你怎么不早說 要早知道你會這么一身手藝 我們三兄弟不如去開個武官 早就發(fā)財啦
關羽——是呵 這主意不錯書童 主人在看書 不可無禮
劉備——哎呀你們倆就別打岔了 安靜點
旁白——諸葛亮正在興奮的時候 老婆黃氏突然回來
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場景五
諸葛亮家諸葛亮 老婆 劉備上
諸葛亮——劉備 我終于把他給等來了 哈哈哈
老婆——哦?。?！相公 這準時我們向我們討債的 可不能讓進來
諸葛亮——老婆大人放心 憑我三寸不爛之舌 定能讓劉備空手而歸 哈哈哈
劉備—— 臥龍先生 我可找到你了諸葛亮 閣下可是劉備 不知找我所為何事 （裝）（此時劉備用槍指著諸葛亮頭 幻燈片放無間道）
劉備——哥們兒 你欠我的500塊錢什么時候還呀 我們兄弟都餓了好幾天了（找個乞丐的幻燈片放放）
諸葛亮——我欠你錢 誰證明 給我一個機會 我想做個好人（無間道臺詞）
劉備——怎么給你機會諸葛亮 主公請看(扇子指向幻燈片 幻燈片放西農地圖 誰有激光燈啥的) 劉皇叔胸懷大志 但是現在卻在這里看大門 我們就以這里為根據的 先發(fā)展自己的勢力 然后進攻曹操便可一統(tǒng)天下
劉備——（若有所思）看不出諸葛先生如此有見地
諸葛亮——如果我把這張地圖送給主公 不知可否抵債
劉備——先生身居山林 卻對天下大事了如指掌 不知先生可否隨劉備一同下山 共圖霸業(yè)諸葛亮 （眼珠子轉轉）可是我已經習慣了現在的生活 看來不能幫你。。。
劉備——（急）如果先生不幫我 天下的百姓又要受苦 請先生莫要推辭
諸葛亮——這。。。。這也不是不行。只是家家都有本難念的經，小弟近日正在為英語六級煩惱，賤內逼的緊啊，如果劉皇叔能將此事幫在下了結，在下必隨劉皇叔下山，赴湯蹈火再所不辭。
劉備——（面有難色）這。。。。
張飛 ——（拉劉備到身邊耳語到）大哥，這年頭，牛奶都有假貨了，我們找槍手，買答案怎么不行啊。（幻燈片武狀元蘇乞兒作弊呢段）
關羽——要不我們讓曹操預付我們兩個月的工資，先把答案給他買了說。（假答案圖片）
場景六
諸葛亮家
旁白——一個月后，因為所有的錢都拿去買了答案 劉關張已餓的面黃肌瘦，破衣爛衫。
書童——好消息好消息 主人六級考了600分
老婆——什么！！600分??！這下終于可以畢業(yè)了 太好了 不負我十年寒窗苦，不負我夜夜伴君讀 我的美好生活就要來了 房子！車子！！鈔票！?。。ǚ孔?、車子的圖片）
場景七
諸葛亮家
老婆——老公 好男兒以事業(yè)為重 你去吧 不要想我。。
諸葛亮——親愛的 我要遠行了 你要照顧好自己（轉身悄悄說）別擔心 肯定不想你?。。ǔ鲩T拜倒在久侯的劉備 關羽 張飛腳下） 主公 您的大恩亮永世難忘 定當鞠躬盡瘁死而后已
劉備——快快請起！！
旁白——三顧茅廬的故事就此完結。 結束 謝謝觀賞 （結束時放貓和老鼠的結尾）
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Three visits to the cottage
Aside: Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顧茅廬） is a story from one of the Four
Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.
Our script is revised from this story . In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名無間道), My Own SWordsman（中文名武林外傳）,The Flirting Scholar（中文名唐伯虎點秋香） were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.
Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.
Three visits to the cottage
Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the
three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.
SCENE 1: Liubei's home
Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei
Guanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!
Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?
Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.
Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse
Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!
Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.
SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s house
Actors: ZhuGeliang Zhu’s Wife
ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I’ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?
Wife: Darling!
ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.
Wife： My dear, how about your study?
ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.
Wife： Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Tianjin.(cry)
ZhuGeliang：Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.
Wife： Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen，read and see!
ZhuGeliang：A piece of cake!
Wife： Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?
ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.
Wife： You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,
ZhuGeliang：Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hard at once.
Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.
ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?
Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!
Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?
Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England.
Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.
SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s house
Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper
Zhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open!!!
Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt?
(Open the door)
Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.
Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.
Liubei: En????
Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.
Liubei: OK! We will wait for him here!
Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will be come back, so, let’s go home!
Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang as well . Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is out.
SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s house
Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper
Zhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.
Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)
Keeper：My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!
Zhangfei：Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!
Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money?
Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don’t you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!
Zhangfei (Bat eyes)
Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!
Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?
Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own SWordsman”, which is so popular with lots of people in China!
Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!
Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!
Keeper: Don’t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!
Liubei: Keep quite!!!
Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.
SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang’s Home
Actors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei Guanyu
ZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ………
Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.
ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue
Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!
Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?
Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.
ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.
Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.
Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.
Liubei: I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so ideal.
ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?
Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?
ZhuGeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom the life at present.
Liubei: If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.
ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.
Liu: En…..
Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?
Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.
SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s Home
Actors: Wife Keeper
Aside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.
Keeper：（Happy）Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.
Wife：What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!
SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang’s house
Aside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.
Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei
Wife：Honey!
ZhuGeliang：Darling!
Wife：Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.
ZhuGeliang：I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don’t worried, never miss you!!(Run)
ZhuGeliang：(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.
Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!
Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.
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旁白——話說劉關張?zhí)覉@三結義之后四處奔波 一時間找不到工作 不得不在曹操的公司靠看大門為生 而此時那個傳說中的神秘人物諸葛臥龍先生正專心在家復習考試 因為他的老婆黃氏逼著他參加CET-6
場景一
劉備家
劉備 關羽 張飛上
關羽——大哥 咱們都餓了好幾天了 這種吃糠咽菜的生活我們要過到什么時候啊 哎
劉備——二弟 這 大哥我怎么可能不難受嘛 可是常言道人在屋檐下 怎能不低頭 我們現在曹操的公司里給人家看大門 這年頭工作這么難找 我們三兄弟學歷又不高 好不容易能有口飯吃就很不錯了 哪還有什么奢求呀
張飛 ——大哥 對了 上個月后面山頭諸葛亮的老婆來問我們借走了500塊錢去給她老公交學費去了 都好久沒還 我們是不是應該去要回來
關羽——是啊大哥 不然的話這樣下去我們就得喝西北風了
劉備——哎 就是 我怎么這岔給忘了 走 走 走 二弟三弟隨我這就上山 （收拾家伙 挽袖子）
旁白——兄弟三人就此上山
場景二
諸葛亮家諸葛亮上
諸葛亮——大叫好 我就是絕頂聰明的諸葛亮 可我近卻很是郁悶 我那個娘子非要我去參加什么大學英語六級考試 六級考試是個什么東西 我怎么聽都沒聽說過 還要我看這么厚的書 做這么多的題（拿起手里的金瓶梅給大家亮亮） 我以后可是要當軍師的?。∮植皇沁@個專業(yè)的 干嘛還要要看這種書
老婆——相公（遠處喊）諸葛亮老婆上（比較啰嗦）
諸葛亮——娘子來了 我娘子啰嗦的像唐僧一樣 說起話來我可受不了 快老實看書（裝作認真狀）
老婆——相公 你的書背的怎么樣了
諸葛亮——娘子啊 這些書看得我頭昏眼花 光想打瞌睡
老婆——哎 相公呀 你有所不知 你看 現在外面競爭這么激烈 你要是不好好考六級 將來拿個碩士文憑 以后找不到工作可怎么辦呀 我們在這個小村子里都呆了小半輩子了 你看我連稍微大一點的城市 像鐵嶺都沒去過
諸葛亮——娘子 你看老公我這么有才華 以后還愁找不到工作么 這些書太簡單了 統(tǒng)統(tǒng)不用看 （扔書）
老婆——哼 ??！你說簡單 那我考考你
諸葛亮——怎么 還要考我 舌戰(zhàn)群儒我都不怕 小小考試焉能難道我（對觀眾說）
老婆——我要考你聽寫（諸葛亮郁悶狀） 聽著 apple怎么寫 desk怎么寫
諸葛亮——（不會 抓耳撓腮）
老婆——相公啊 你連這都不會 可怎么辦呀 哎呀 我錯了 我真的錯了 我從一開始就不應該嫁過來 如果我不嫁過來 就不會流落到這么一個傷心的地方 我好后悔呀
諸葛亮——崩潰了 （捂耳朵 忙勸）
諸葛亮——娘子莫哭 娘子莫哭 相公好好看書就是
老婆——（馬上變臉） 這還差不多 你知道么 為了供你讀書 咱們家已經欠了外面一*債 連看大門的我都借過 如果這些人上門來逼債我可怎么辦呀
諸葛亮——娘子 你說看大門的 ？ 莫非就是呢個看大門的劉備 （抓胡子 興奮 點頭）
老婆——正是此人 書童你快過來
書童上
書童——主人 有何吩咐
老婆——書童 聽著 相公近日溫習功課 外人一律不見 來人就說去國外游玩講學去了書童 遵命
旁白——話正說著 劉關張三人已經到了諸葛亮家門口
場景三
諸葛亮家門口劉關張上
張飛——大哥我來叫門（氣憤 敲門 咚 咚 咚）
書童——（從貓眼里看看 跟張飛頭對上 幻燈片配李逵的黑臉 嚇一跳）莫非是來討債的 （思考 開門）
劉備——在下劉備 特來拜訪諸葛臥龍先生和她老婆
書童——主人說他不在家
劉關張——恩？？？
書童——哦 不是 主人 主人 出去游玩了 可能很快回來 也可能十多天不回來
劉備——那我們就在這等他
關羽——他呢么貪玩 誰知道他什么時候回來 大哥 我們還是走吧
旁白——三人離去 又過了一個月 已是深秋 三人第二次登門拜訪 可是仍然沒有見著 第三次已經是冬天 屋外下著鵝毛大雪 諸葛亮知道了劉備上門討債的事情 趁這會老婆黃氏不在 趕緊命書童前去開門
場景四
諸葛亮家門口 （下大雪）劉關張 書童上
張飛——大哥 下次要見諸葛小兒 你先給我老三說一聲 我把他綁來見你 如此勞煩哥哥 甚是無禮
劉備——哎 二弟三弟 現在欠錢的都是大爺 我們還是再去一回吧 一定要誠心誠意才能打動人家（抹眼淚 幻燈片放楊白勞與黃世仁 咚咚咚敲門）
書童——主人今天在家（諸葛亮拿著金瓶梅從身后走過）但是正在看書 請你們等一等
張飛——（等不及了）諸葛小兒 快出來 大哥二哥 幫我照顧好我七舅老爺他上外甥女。。。。你要是不出來 我就一把火把你這房子燒了?。?BR> 關羽——葵花點穴手（幻燈片配合 張飛定住 眼睛睜得大大的）哎 二弟呀 大哥說了你幾次了 我們是有文化的人 做人要斯文 要低調懂不 別一上來就舞刀弄槍的 我們是來要債的 又不是來要命的 你把人家砍死了 誰來給我們還債呀
劉備——二弟呀 現在次貸危機呢么嚴重 怎么這點道理你還不懂呢？ 明白了 你就眨眨眼睛
張飛——（眨眼）關羽 葵花解穴手
張飛——哎 二哥 （聳聳肩）你這點穴是那里學的關羽 呵呵 是看了一部很流行的電視劇 武林外傳學的
張飛——二哥 你怎么不早說 要早知道你會這么一身手藝 我們三兄弟不如去開個武官 早就發(fā)財啦
關羽——是呵 這主意不錯書童 主人在看書 不可無禮
劉備——哎呀你們倆就別打岔了 安靜點
旁白——諸葛亮正在興奮的時候 老婆黃氏突然回來
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場景五
諸葛亮家諸葛亮 老婆 劉備上
諸葛亮——劉備 我終于把他給等來了 哈哈哈
老婆——哦?。?！相公 這準時我們向我們討債的 可不能讓進來
諸葛亮——老婆大人放心 憑我三寸不爛之舌 定能讓劉備空手而歸 哈哈哈
劉備—— 臥龍先生 我可找到你了諸葛亮 閣下可是劉備 不知找我所為何事 （裝）（此時劉備用槍指著諸葛亮頭 幻燈片放無間道）
劉備——哥們兒 你欠我的500塊錢什么時候還呀 我們兄弟都餓了好幾天了（找個乞丐的幻燈片放放）
諸葛亮——我欠你錢 誰證明 給我一個機會 我想做個好人（無間道臺詞）
劉備——怎么給你機會諸葛亮 主公請看(扇子指向幻燈片 幻燈片放西農地圖 誰有激光燈啥的) 劉皇叔胸懷大志 但是現在卻在這里看大門 我們就以這里為根據的 先發(fā)展自己的勢力 然后進攻曹操便可一統(tǒng)天下
劉備——（若有所思）看不出諸葛先生如此有見地
諸葛亮——如果我把這張地圖送給主公 不知可否抵債
劉備——先生身居山林 卻對天下大事了如指掌 不知先生可否隨劉備一同下山 共圖霸業(yè)諸葛亮 （眼珠子轉轉）可是我已經習慣了現在的生活 看來不能幫你。。。
劉備——（急）如果先生不幫我 天下的百姓又要受苦 請先生莫要推辭
諸葛亮——這。。。。這也不是不行。只是家家都有本難念的經，小弟近日正在為英語六級煩惱，賤內逼的緊啊，如果劉皇叔能將此事幫在下了結，在下必隨劉皇叔下山，赴湯蹈火再所不辭。
劉備——（面有難色）這。。。。
張飛 ——（拉劉備到身邊耳語到）大哥，這年頭，牛奶都有假貨了，我們找槍手，買答案怎么不行啊。（幻燈片武狀元蘇乞兒作弊呢段）
關羽——要不我們讓曹操預付我們兩個月的工資，先把答案給他買了說。（假答案圖片）
場景六
諸葛亮家
旁白——一個月后，因為所有的錢都拿去買了答案 劉關張已餓的面黃肌瘦，破衣爛衫。
書童——好消息好消息 主人六級考了600分
老婆——什么！！600分??！這下終于可以畢業(yè)了 太好了 不負我十年寒窗苦，不負我夜夜伴君讀 我的美好生活就要來了 房子！車子！！鈔票！?。。ǚ孔?、車子的圖片）
場景七
諸葛亮家
老婆——老公 好男兒以事業(yè)為重 你去吧 不要想我。。
諸葛亮——親愛的 我要遠行了 你要照顧好自己（轉身悄悄說）別擔心 肯定不想你?。。ǔ鲩T拜倒在久侯的劉備 關羽 張飛腳下） 主公 您的大恩亮永世難忘 定當鞠躬盡瘁死而后已
劉備——快快請起！！
旁白——三顧茅廬的故事就此完結。 結束 謝謝觀賞 （結束時放貓和老鼠的結尾）