動(dòng)物類英語笑話:A thesis advisor 論文導(dǎo)師是誰

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    It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
    Fox: "What are you working on?"
    Rabbit: "My thesis."
    Fox: "Hmmm. What's it about?"
    Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
    Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes."
    Rabbit: "Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me."
    They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing.
    Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
    Wolf: "What's that you're writing?"
    Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
    Wolf: "You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
    Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"
    The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.
    Inside the rabbit's burrow: In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the room, a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.
    It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis subject.
    It doesn't matter what you use for data.
    What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor.
    這是一個(gè)陽光燦爛的晴朗日子,森林里一只小兔子坐在洞穴外,在打字機(jī)上敲敲打打。這時(shí)一只散步的狐貍走了過來。
    狐貍:“你在做什么呢?”
    兔子:“寫我的論文?!?BR>    狐貍:“唔,是關(guān)于什么的?”
    兔子:“噢,我在寫兔子是怎樣吃掉狐貍的?!?BR>    狐貍:“你太搞笑了吧!誰都知道兔子不吃狐貍?!?BR>    兔子:“兔子當(dāng)然吃,我能證明的。跟我來?!?BR>    它們一起消失在兔子的洞穴里,幾分鐘后只有兔子獨(dú)自出來了。它回到打字機(jī)前繼續(xù)敲打。
    很快,一只狼走了過來,停下看著兔子奮力工作。
    狼:“你在寫什么呢?”
    兔子:“我在寫論文,關(guān)于兔子如何吃掉狼?!?BR>    狼:“你不會(huì)指望這種垃圾論文被發(fā)表吧!”
    兔子:“能發(fā)表,你想知道為什么嗎?”
    兔子和狼一起進(jìn)了洞穴,而兔子又一次獨(dú)自走了出來。幾分鐘后它繼續(xù)打字。
    兔子洞穴里:一個(gè)角落里是一堆狐貍骨頭,另一角落里是一堆狼骨頭。而另一側(cè)是一只獅子,它邊打著飽嗝,邊剔著牙齒。
    論文的題目選什么無關(guān)緊要。
    你用什么作為例證數(shù)據(jù)也無關(guān)緊要。
    真正重要的是:你的論文導(dǎo)師是誰!