精選英語(yǔ)打油詩(shī)

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    Interesting Poems
    Roses are red, Violets are blue.
    Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
    Not in cage but laughing at you.
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    Twinkle Twinkle little star
    You should know what you are
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far.
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    The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass and flowers too.
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn't it rain on you?
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    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.
    I wrote your name on my heart
    i got Heart Attack
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    God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
    He saw me in dark, he created light
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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    When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
    and if after you pray and you're still in darkness,please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!