經(jīng)典幽默搞笑中秋節(jié)英語(yǔ)祝福語(yǔ)

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英語(yǔ)資源頻道為大家整理的經(jīng)典幽默搞笑中秋節(jié)英語(yǔ)祝福語(yǔ),小編在這里祝大家中秋節(jié)快樂(lè) 天天快樂(lè):)
    你的手機(jī)從今日起已具備買(mǎi)月餅功能,預(yù)訂請(qǐng)拔110,送貨請(qǐng)拔119,如有疑問(wèn)請(qǐng)與本中心聯(lián)系,網(wǎng)址:三達(dá)不溜點(diǎn)不坑你坑誰(shuí)點(diǎn)坑么!中秋快樂(lè)!
    Your mobile phone from buy moon cake today already have the function of reservation, please dial 110, delivery, please dial 119, please contact with this center, URL: Sanda not bad point not pit you pit pit! Happy mid autumn festival!
    中秋節(jié)了,不用手機(jī)送你點(diǎn)禮物,顯得我很小氣!那就這樣吧:⊙⊙⊙,不懂啊,月餅啊,還帶餡的!這叫畫(huà)餅充饑。不要太感動(dòng)喲,盡情享用這節(jié)日大餐吧!
    The Mid Autumn Festival, no mobile phone to send you a gift, I looked very stingy! So be it: * * *, do not know ah, moon cakes, also with stuffing! This is called feed on illusions. Don't be too moved yo, enjoy this feast!
    中秋佳節(jié),為響應(yīng)黨的號(hào)召,凡是家里有月餅的,一律上繳國(guó)庫(kù),路途遙遠(yuǎn)的,我家可代理收納;中秋佳節(jié),為聯(lián)絡(luò)朋友感情,凡是有祝福短信的,一律發(fā)給朋友,短信過(guò)多的,可以的全部發(fā)給我;若不執(zhí)行,中秋不準(zhǔn)看月亮!
    The Mid Autumn Festival, to respond to the call of the party, those who have moon cake in the home, be turned in to the state treasury, distant journey, my agent storage; the Mid Autumn Festival, to contact friends, all messages will be sent to friends, SMS, excessive, can all send me; if not, the Mid Autumn Festival is not allowed look at the moon!
    今天是中秋了,我給你定了些月餅,你可憑此短信到附近超市免費(fèi)領(lǐng)取,領(lǐng)取方式:覺(jué)得好就拿,拿起來(lái)就跑,如被逮到就喊“嘛錢(qián)不錢(qián)的啊,樂(lè)呵樂(lè)呵得了”中秋節(jié)快樂(lè)!
    Today is the Mid Autumn Festival, I will give you some moon cakes, you can rely on this message to a nearby supermarket to receive free of charge, receive mode: feel good take, take up and ran, if caught and called "why money is not money ah, happy laugher won" the mid autumn festival!
    退定業(yè)務(wù)請(qǐng)回復(fù) "我是豬我要睡覺(jué)我不起床,就算是中秋節(jié)也得睡"
    Countermand business please reply "I am a pig I need to sleep. I don't get up, even if is the Mid Autumn Festival also have to sleep"
    神武英明蓋世無(wú)雙,人見(jiàn)人愛(ài)花見(jiàn)花開(kāi),打遍天下無(wú)敵手,情場(chǎng)殺手鬼見(jiàn)愁玉面飛龍,人稱(chēng)美貌無(wú)雙心地善良,暈倒一片的我祝你中秋快樂(lè)!
    Kotake Wise stand without peer in one's generation, cute flowers blooming, invincible hand, lady killer ghost MacGyver, personal beauty unparalleled kind-hearted,. I wish you a happy mid autumn festival!
    對(duì)你的思念是一天又一天,孤單的我還是沒(méi)有改變,美麗的夢(mèng)何時(shí)才能出現(xiàn),親愛(ài)的好想再見(jiàn)你一面!可我就是找不到你被關(guān)在哪個(gè)豬圈!
    Thoughts of you is day by day, I still have not changed, the beautiful dream when we can, love to see you! I can't seem to find you are kept in which pigsty!
    祝福集結(jié)號(hào)要吹響,發(fā)令槍已上堂,我已蹲在起跑線上,心情激動(dòng)非比尋常!不好意思,我搶跑了,就是為了提前送上問(wèn)候,給你留個(gè)好印象。預(yù)祝中秋快樂(lè)!
    Bless the assembly to blow, the gun was Tang, I have been squatting in the starting line, excitement unusual! Feel shy, I jumped the gun, in order to advance send greetings, leave a good impression to you. I wish a happy mid autumn festival!
    不深交的朋友,關(guān)系不會(huì)鐵;不是至真的短信,俺們不會(huì)寫(xiě);不達(dá)目的的問(wèn)候,它就是一個(gè)帖;不以放假為目的的過(guò)節(jié),我們都跟它有過(guò)節(jié)。祝中秋假期快樂(lè)!
    Without a friend, the relationship between not iron; not to the true message, we can not write; do not reach the purpose of greeting, it is a post; not to the holiday for the purpose of the festival, we all have a beef with it. I wish a happy mid autumn holiday!
    我冒著手機(jī)沒(méi)電的危險(xiǎn),頂著網(wǎng)絡(luò)塞車(chē)的風(fēng)險(xiǎn),跨過(guò)信號(hào)屏敝的天險(xiǎn),忍受電磁輻射的兇險(xiǎn),突破月黑風(fēng)高的艱險(xiǎn),終于成功送出這條祝福:中秋快樂(lè)!
    I run the risk of a mobile phone has no electricity, braving the risk of network traffic, across the signal shielding the natural barrier, endure the electromagnetic radiation is dangerous, break through the high dangerous, finally successfully sent a blessing: Happy Mid Autumn festival!