六一兒童節(jié)搞笑英語短信

英語資源頻道為大家整理的六一兒童節(jié)搞笑英語短信，小編在這里祝所有小朋友大朋友們節(jié)日快樂 永葆童心。 1、提前祝歲數(shù)大心眼好的小朋友六一快樂!
    1, I wish good mind older kids six one happy!
    放縱一下吧,別憋著啦!
    Indulge yourself, don't hold it!
    知道你平常裝大人挺辛苦的!
    Adults know that you usually installed very hard!
    快過節(jié)了,想吃手就吃手,
    The holidays, eat eat hand in hand,
    想尿床就尿床,誰管咬誰!
    Bedwetting bedwetting, who cares who bite!
    2、提前祝我們這些表面風(fēng)光,內(nèi)心彷徨;
    2, I wish we these surface scenery, inner hesitation;
    容顏未老,心已滄桑;
    Appearance not old, heart already vicissitudes;
    似乎有才,實為江郎;
    Seems to have, it is jiang;
    成就難為,郁悶經(jīng)常;
    Success often difficult, depressed;
    比騾子累,比螞蟻忙;
    Tired more than a mule, than ants;
    比岳飛更忠良的青年六一節(jié)快樂!!
    Happiness is more faithful than Yue Fei young children's day!!
    3、六一快到了
    3, six one is coming soon
    給自己殘留的童心放個假吧
    Give yourself the residual child off
    建議
    Suggestions
    1 在房間*爬
    1 in a room bare climb
    2 在床上蹦床
    2 in a bed trampoline
    3 嘗試穿開襠褲和隨意大小便
    3 try to wear pants and random urine
    4 找個合適的人回憶一下吃奶的感覺
    4 find a suitable person to recall every feeling
    哈哈
    Ha-ha
    祝大家六一快樂!
    I wish you all a happy six one!