2011年愚人節(jié):N個整蠱招式讓你笑傲愚人節(jié)(雙語)
1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”
留一堆沒用的舊軟件和一張寫著“安裝這些”便條
2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner
用釘書釘訂報告的時候訂在錯誤的一角
3. Put tape over the mouse optics
在光學(xué)鼠標上粘上膠帶
4. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor
拔掉某個同事的顯示器接線
5. Turn your earphones up all the way
把你的耳機音量調(diào)到 從早到晚帶著耳機
6. Sing show tunes
唱舞臺音樂劇
7. Burn popcorn in the microwave
用微波爐爆(焦)爆米花
8. "Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
“忘記”在冰箱里放上你的金槍魚三明治
9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier
把復(fù)印機“嗶”的音量放大
10.Slurp hot coffee during meetings
開會的時候出聲地啜熱咖啡
11.Walk around the office barefooted
光腳在辦公室里四處走
12.Misplace peoples pens
把人們的筆放錯地方
13.Glue their mouse to the desk
把他們的鼠標粘在桌子上
1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”
留一堆沒用的舊軟件和一張寫著“安裝這些”便條
2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner
用釘書釘訂報告的時候訂在錯誤的一角
3. Put tape over the mouse optics
在光學(xué)鼠標上粘上膠帶
4. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor
拔掉某個同事的顯示器接線
5. Turn your earphones up all the way
把你的耳機音量調(diào)到 從早到晚帶著耳機
6. Sing show tunes
唱舞臺音樂劇
7. Burn popcorn in the microwave
用微波爐爆(焦)爆米花
8. "Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
“忘記”在冰箱里放上你的金槍魚三明治
9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier
把復(fù)印機“嗶”的音量放大
10.Slurp hot coffee during meetings
開會的時候出聲地啜熱咖啡
11.Walk around the office barefooted
光腳在辦公室里四處走
12.Misplace peoples pens
把人們的筆放錯地方
13.Glue their mouse to the desk
把他們的鼠標粘在桌子上