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Jim: Well, here we are. You know, Jim, um, I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the little incident tonight. I think the whole glue thing might get her a little queasy.
Jim: I don't know how I get myself into these things. But thanks for understanding. You've been really cool. I mean, between this and, you know…
Jim's father: You know, you may be Jimbo or Jumbo or Jimbodinny to these guys in here, but I want you to know there are two people who still remember where James Emanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you, son.
Jim: Thanks, Dad.
Michelle: All right, I've got a plan. Okay. How about I come back with you and, and you say, "Hello, this is Michelle, my girlfriend." And obviously, Nadia won't expect you to hop in the sack. And then we break up the day of the party. And you're all healed and back on the market.
Jim: You're evil.
Michelle: No way! I'm like Cupid. And I know how to make a girl jealous. This is gonna be fun.
Jim: I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, but we just started seeing each other a few weeks ago.
Michelle: Um……
Jim: But I'd really love it if you stayed here. I think you should stay and have fun at the party.
Nadia: Good for you, Jim. Of course I will stay.
Jim: That's grea…… Aiee! That's my nipples! She just loves my nipples.
Jim: Well, here we are. You know, Jim, um, I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the little incident tonight. I think the whole glue thing might get her a little queasy.
Jim: I don't know how I get myself into these things. But thanks for understanding. You've been really cool. I mean, between this and, you know…
Jim's father: You know, you may be Jimbo or Jumbo or Jimbodinny to these guys in here, but I want you to know there are two people who still remember where James Emanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you, son.
Jim: Thanks, Dad.
Michelle: All right, I've got a plan. Okay. How about I come back with you and, and you say, "Hello, this is Michelle, my girlfriend." And obviously, Nadia won't expect you to hop in the sack. And then we break up the day of the party. And you're all healed and back on the market.
Jim: You're evil.
Michelle: No way! I'm like Cupid. And I know how to make a girl jealous. This is gonna be fun.
Jim: I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, but we just started seeing each other a few weeks ago.
Michelle: Um……
Jim: But I'd really love it if you stayed here. I think you should stay and have fun at the party.
Nadia: Good for you, Jim. Of course I will stay.
Jim: That's grea…… Aiee! That's my nipples! She just loves my nipples.