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Jessica: I know your last name is Sherman, right? And that rhymes with The Terminator which was a big hit movie what, ten years ago. But you can't tell me a girl's ever really gone for it.
Sherman: System overload. Hasta la vista, Jessica.
Jessica: What a freak.
Kevin: Vic, hey, you guys are leaving? You know, we barely had a chance to hang out, you know, catch up.
Vicky: Well, what are you doing this weekend?
Kevin: I can get together.
Vicky: Cool. Let's hang out.
Kevin: All right.
Jessica: Bye, Kev.
Kevin: See ya, Jess.
Vicky: Bye.
Woman: No, no, that's all wrong.
Vicky: Thank you. Have a nice day. Good-bye.
Jessica: So what does he mean, "meet up"?
Vicky: You know, like hang out, grab lunch, whatever. I told you, we're just friends now. And he totally understands.
Jessica: Oh, yeah, I'm sure he understands quite well.
Vicky: He does.
Jessica: Oh, no, sir. These are all wrong for you. I mean, seriously.
Kevin: Sure. Well, we're friends. But it's not like I see her making plans with anyone else.
Oz: Right.
Kevin: I mean, I don't see her with a boyfriend. I think that puts me on deck. Hey, Vicky only slept with one guy since we went out. I mean, that like makes me 50% of her entire guy-related life.
Stifler: You dipshit. She didn't sleep with one guy. She slept with at least three.
Kevin: What?
Stifler: When a girl tells you how many guys she slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything at college?
Jessica: Look, he did not sleep with three girls, okay? Much like Sly and the Family Stone aren't gonna dance on in here and gang-bang me between the Afros and the bell bottoms, okay? It's not gonna happen. Kevin Meyers did not sleep with three girls at Michigan.
Vicky: But why would he lie to me?
Jessica: It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of three.
Vicky: The rule of what?
Jessica: Three. A guy tells you how many girls he'shooked up with, it's not even close to that. Take that number and divide it by three. Then you get the real total. So, if Kev's saying it's been three girls, it's more like one, or none.
Vicky: None?
Jessica: Rule of three. It's an exact science, consistent as gravity.
Jessica: I know your last name is Sherman, right? And that rhymes with The Terminator which was a big hit movie what, ten years ago. But you can't tell me a girl's ever really gone for it.
Sherman: System overload. Hasta la vista, Jessica.
Jessica: What a freak.
Kevin: Vic, hey, you guys are leaving? You know, we barely had a chance to hang out, you know, catch up.
Vicky: Well, what are you doing this weekend?
Kevin: I can get together.
Vicky: Cool. Let's hang out.
Kevin: All right.
Jessica: Bye, Kev.
Kevin: See ya, Jess.
Vicky: Bye.
Woman: No, no, that's all wrong.
Vicky: Thank you. Have a nice day. Good-bye.
Jessica: So what does he mean, "meet up"?
Vicky: You know, like hang out, grab lunch, whatever. I told you, we're just friends now. And he totally understands.
Jessica: Oh, yeah, I'm sure he understands quite well.
Vicky: He does.
Jessica: Oh, no, sir. These are all wrong for you. I mean, seriously.
Kevin: Sure. Well, we're friends. But it's not like I see her making plans with anyone else.
Oz: Right.
Kevin: I mean, I don't see her with a boyfriend. I think that puts me on deck. Hey, Vicky only slept with one guy since we went out. I mean, that like makes me 50% of her entire guy-related life.
Stifler: You dipshit. She didn't sleep with one guy. She slept with at least three.
Kevin: What?
Stifler: When a girl tells you how many guys she slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything at college?
Jessica: Look, he did not sleep with three girls, okay? Much like Sly and the Family Stone aren't gonna dance on in here and gang-bang me between the Afros and the bell bottoms, okay? It's not gonna happen. Kevin Meyers did not sleep with three girls at Michigan.
Vicky: But why would he lie to me?
Jessica: It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of three.
Vicky: The rule of what?
Jessica: Three. A guy tells you how many girls he'shooked up with, it's not even close to that. Take that number and divide it by three. Then you get the real total. So, if Kev's saying it's been three girls, it's more like one, or none.
Vicky: None?
Jessica: Rule of three. It's an exact science, consistent as gravity.