As Valentine's Day approaches, so many couples need a "Queer Eye" to choose among so many beautiful presents for their beloved. Things such as a box of chocolate or a bunch of roses can't ….
As Valentine's Day approaches, so many couples need a "Queer Eye" to choose among so many beautiful presents for their beloved.
Now, with a view to turn our lovers into more interesting companions, we need new fantastic Valentine's Day gifts. Things such as a box of chocolate or a bunch of roses can't …
Here, then, are some romantic Valentine's Day Gifts.
If your lover can't cook…, present her an idiot-proof kitchen appliance — a $179 microwave oven that scans the bar code on packaged food and cooks your meal automatically.
But what do you do when your lover gives you the cold shoulder? To teach him what it really means to be cold — send him to Canada's famous "Ice Hotel.", a 32-room building, all carved from blocks of ice. He'll agree it's a once-in-a-life experience when he wakes up in the morning to face an ice toilet seat.
If your lover is still thinking too much of Janet Jackson …Take an old football shirt, cut a hole out on one side, and greet him on Valentine's Day with a personal Super Bowl show. That ought to give him a little shock and awe.
If you're trying to get your old lover back together … Go to a local hospital and sweet-talk a nurse into giving you a discarded chest X-ray. Then you write to him, "I took the chest X-ray, You stole my heart … you might as well keep it."
As Valentine's Day approaches, so many couples need a "Queer Eye" to choose among so many beautiful presents for their beloved.
Now, with a view to turn our lovers into more interesting companions, we need new fantastic Valentine's Day gifts. Things such as a box of chocolate or a bunch of roses can't …
Here, then, are some romantic Valentine's Day Gifts.
If your lover can't cook…, present her an idiot-proof kitchen appliance — a $179 microwave oven that scans the bar code on packaged food and cooks your meal automatically.
But what do you do when your lover gives you the cold shoulder? To teach him what it really means to be cold — send him to Canada's famous "Ice Hotel.", a 32-room building, all carved from blocks of ice. He'll agree it's a once-in-a-life experience when he wakes up in the morning to face an ice toilet seat.
If your lover is still thinking too much of Janet Jackson …Take an old football shirt, cut a hole out on one side, and greet him on Valentine's Day with a personal Super Bowl show. That ought to give him a little shock and awe.
If you're trying to get your old lover back together … Go to a local hospital and sweet-talk a nurse into giving you a discarded chest X-ray. Then you write to him, "I took the chest X-ray, You stole my heart … you might as well keep it."