146 Doing It in the Pants
Donald is in class. He raises his hand to get the teacher's attention again.
(T=teacher; D=Donald)
T: Yes, Donald. What do you want?
D: Excuse me, sir. May I go to the washroom?
T: But this is the third time in half an hour.
D: I know. But my mother made me eat a big breakfast this morning.
T: Why?
D: She said that if I eat a big breakfast, I will do better in my schoolwork.
T: But if you go to the toilet every ten minutes, you won't be able to do any work.
D: Uh... but if I don't go now, I'll do it in my pants.
T: Well, I guess if you've got to go, you've got to go.
pants(美) trousers(英) slacks休閑褲 shorts短褲
a pair of pants 一條褲子
greasy 油膩的 junk food
be in class 在上課 be in the class 在教室
make a good impression on
lavatory washroom W.C.(英) latrime(軍事用語)
qiuz 小考 a pot qiuz 抽考
do it in my pants 拉褲子(委婉) When nature calls, we have to answer.
Donald is in class. He raises his hand to get the teacher's attention again.
(T=teacher; D=Donald)
T: Yes, Donald. What do you want?
D: Excuse me, sir. May I go to the washroom?
T: But this is the third time in half an hour.
D: I know. But my mother made me eat a big breakfast this morning.
T: Why?
D: She said that if I eat a big breakfast, I will do better in my schoolwork.
T: But if you go to the toilet every ten minutes, you won't be able to do any work.
D: Uh... but if I don't go now, I'll do it in my pants.
T: Well, I guess if you've got to go, you've got to go.
pants(美) trousers(英) slacks休閑褲 shorts短褲
a pair of pants 一條褲子
greasy 油膩的 junk food
be in class 在上課 be in the class 在教室
make a good impression on
lavatory washroom W.C.(英) latrime(軍事用語)
qiuz 小考 a pot qiuz 抽考
do it in my pants 拉褲子(委婉) When nature calls, we have to answer.