小沈陽經(jīng)典語錄搞笑翻譯

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1.這是為什么呢?
    谷歌版:This is why?
    山寨版:This is why what?
    學(xué)院版:Why is this?
    2.準(zhǔn)備好了么? Music!
    谷歌版:Ready for it? Music!
    山寨版:Ready well le-ma?謬賊!
    學(xué)院版:Are you ready?音樂!
    3.我只是一個(gè)普通的二人轉(zhuǎn)演員。
    谷歌版:I am just an ordinary actor二人轉(zhuǎn).
    山寨版:I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
    學(xué)院版:I am just an ordinary actor of “two person act”.
    4.不要-不要-停-不要停,pia、pia地。
    谷歌版:Not to stop —not to not to stop, pia,pia to.
    山寨版:No want-no want-stop-no want stop,*啊、*啊滴.
    學(xué)院版:Don’t, don’t…stop, don’t stop,啪啪地.
    5.我的中文名叫小沈陽,我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang !
    谷歌版:I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang!
    山寨版:My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—樣兒!
    學(xué)院版:My Chinese name is 小沈陽, my English name is Xiao Shenyang
    6.走別人的路,讓別人無路可走!
    谷歌版:Take someone else’s road, to let others no way!
    山寨版:Walk other man’s road, allow other man no way can go!
    學(xué)院版:Follow others’ footprint, leave them no way to go.
    7.我自己能做到的事,從來不麻煩別人
    谷歌版:I myself can do things other people never Troublesome
    山寨版:I myself can do come thing, never no bother others.
    學(xué)院版:Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others.
    8.我也是有身份證的人。
    谷歌版:Me too have the ID card people.
    山寨版:I also am have body card people.
    學(xué)院版:I am also somebody with an ID card.
    9.世界是我們的,也是兒子們的,但最終是那幫孫子們的。
    谷歌版:The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren’s.(谷歌翻譯太雷人,居然把“我們”翻譯為“U.S.”,跟金山快譯有一拼了)
    山寨版:The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons.
    學(xué)院版:The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.
    10.你都不理我,那我成狗不理了!
    谷歌版:You ignore me, then ignore me into a dog!
    山寨版:You all no care me, that I become dog no care!
    學(xué)院版:Even you you don’t care me, then I would become Go- Believe!