英語笑話：Raccoons
Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous couple.
"I don't know why she's so concerned," he added. "She's been married three times."
浣熊
我在州政府魚類和野生動物部門工作時，負(fù)責(zé)向居民們出借捕浣熊的裝備。一個人捕獲了一只獵物，他打電話來詢問浣熊是否終生只有一個伴侶。他說他的女兒擔(dān)心他們可能拆散了一對終生伴侶。
“我不知道她為什么這么關(guān)心這事，”他補(bǔ)充說，“她自己已經(jīng)結(jié)過三次婚了?！?BR>