英語(yǔ)笑話：A Good Joke
One American came to Russia to have a look and visit.
And there he saw all the secret police, and the people
were scared and didn't smile. (That was before; I don't
know how it is now.) So the American said,
"What's wrong?" He said to his friend, "What's that?
You dare not say anything. In America, we can criticize
the president and government anytime we want. We
are free to criticize them anytime, about anything."
So the Russian friend said, "Yeah, here we're also
free to criticize the American government and
its president any time."
有一個(gè)美國(guó)人去俄國(guó)考查訪問(wèn)，他看到很多秘密警察，
人民都很害怕，面無(wú)笑容。(這是以前的情況，現(xiàn)在
怎樣我不知道。)所以他問(wèn)朋友：「怎么回事？這算什么？
你們什么都不敢說(shuō)。在美國(guó)，我們隨時(shí)都可以批評(píng)政府
和總統(tǒng)，不管什么時(shí)候、對(duì)任何事情，都可以自由批評(píng)
他們?！鼓俏欢韲?guó)朋友說(shuō)：「是啊，在我們這里，隨時(shí)
也都可以自由批評(píng)美國(guó)總統(tǒng)跟政府?！?BR>
One American came to Russia to have a look and visit.
And there he saw all the secret police, and the people
were scared and didn't smile. (That was before; I don't
know how it is now.) So the American said,
"What's wrong?" He said to his friend, "What's that?
You dare not say anything. In America, we can criticize
the president and government anytime we want. We
are free to criticize them anytime, about anything."
So the Russian friend said, "Yeah, here we're also
free to criticize the American government and
its president any time."
有一個(gè)美國(guó)人去俄國(guó)考查訪問(wèn)，他看到很多秘密警察，
人民都很害怕，面無(wú)笑容。(這是以前的情況，現(xiàn)在
怎樣我不知道。)所以他問(wèn)朋友：「怎么回事？這算什么？
你們什么都不敢說(shuō)。在美國(guó)，我們隨時(shí)都可以批評(píng)政府
和總統(tǒng)，不管什么時(shí)候、對(duì)任何事情，都可以自由批評(píng)
他們?！鼓俏欢韲?guó)朋友說(shuō)：「是啊，在我們這里，隨時(shí)
也都可以自由批評(píng)美國(guó)總統(tǒng)跟政府?！?BR>