英語(yǔ)笑話(1.18):The Multi-Purpose Fly Swatter

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The Multi-Purpose Fly Swatter
    (Originally in English)
    A mother came home from shopping for tea, and saw
    that some tea had already been made by her
    15-year-old daughter. The mother then asked the
    daughter, "Did you use the tea strainer?"
    Because in England they use chopped tea leaves to
    make tea, and you have to use a tea strainer to
    strain out the tea leaves, and then drink only the liquid.
    And the daughter said, "Yes, mother, I did filter the
    tea leaves. But I couldn't find the tea strainer,
    so I used the fly swatter." The mother said, "Oh!
    My God! Why did you do that? You shouldn't have
    done that!" And the daughter said, "Oh mother,
    don't panic. It's just an old one. I didn't use the new one."
    多功能蒼蠅拍
    母親購(gòu)物回來(lái),想喝點(diǎn)茶,發(fā)現(xiàn)她15歲的女兒已經(jīng)泡好茶了,
    就問(wèn)女兒:‘你用濾茶器了嗎?’因?yàn)橛?guó)人用碎茶葉來(lái)泡茶,
    所以要用濾茶器過(guò)濾出茶水來(lái)喝。女兒回答:‘?huà)?,我有過(guò)濾,
    但因?yàn)檎也坏綖V茶器,所以就用蒼蠅拍來(lái)過(guò)濾。’母親聽(tīng)了就說(shuō):
    ‘噢!怎么搞的,你不能這樣做啦!’女兒回答:‘?huà)?,你不要緊張,
    我只是用那支舊的蒼蠅拍,沒(méi)有用新的那支!’