英語笑話(2.3):What a Smart Wife

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What a Smart Wife!
    A newly married woman was sitting on a chair,
    looking vexed, when her husband came home.
    "What's up? Why do you look so troubled?"
    the husband asked. The woman replied,
    "I'm so sorry. I was ironing your new suit and
    burned a hole in your trousers." And the man said,
    "That's all right. I have another pair that is exactly the same."
    "Thank God you do. I used it to mend this pair,"
    the wife responded.
    家有笨妻
    有一個剛結(jié)婚的太太,坐在椅子那邊,看起來很懊惱,
    她先生回家看到她這個樣子,就問:‘嗨,你怎么啦?
    為什么看起來這么懊惱呢?’太太說:‘很抱歉,
    你那件新做的西裝褲被我燙壞了,燙成一個洞了。’
    他先生說:‘??!那個沒關(guān)系啦!我還有另外一件一樣的褲子?!?BR>    她說:‘是啊,還好我把那件新的拿出來補那件被我燙壞的?!?BR>