英語(yǔ)笑話(2.21):Lose Something, Anyone?

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Lose Something, Anyone?
    There was a man who was drunk and was “zig-zagging”
    as he got onto a bus. As soon as he was on the bus,
    he said, “Who lost a bunch of 100 dollar bills with a
    rubber band around it?” A lot of people ran toward him
    and said, “Me, me, me!” And he said,
    “Here’s the rubber band.”
    異想天開(kāi)
    有個(gè)喝醉酒的人踉踉蹌蹌地坐上公交車。他一上車就說(shuō):
    「誰(shuí)掉了一疊用橡皮筋捆起來(lái)的百元鈔票?」
    一堆人沖過(guò)來(lái)說(shuō):「是我!是我!」他說(shuō):「那條橡皮筋在這里?!?BR>