英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(3.21):Hearing

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Hearing
    Mr. Johnson was over 70 years old and had serious hearing
    problems for a long time. He went to the doctor,
    and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of
    hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.
    Mr. Johnson went back to the doctor in a month, and the
    doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
    pleased that you can hear again.”
    Mr. Johnson replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet.
    I just sit around and listen to their conversations.
    I’ve changed my will several times!”
    聽(tīng)力
    約翰遜先生已經(jīng)70多歲了,他有很?chē)?yán)重的聽(tīng)力問(wèn)題已經(jīng)好長(zhǎng)時(shí)間了。
    他去看醫(yī)生,醫(yī)生給他配了一套助聽(tīng)器,讓他100%聽(tīng)見(jiàn)聲音了。
    一個(gè)月后約翰遜先生又去見(jiàn)醫(yī)生,醫(yī)生說(shuō):“你的聽(tīng)力完全好了,
    你的家人一定都非常高興你又能聽(tīng)了吧?!?BR>    約翰遜先生回答:“噢,我還沒(méi)告訴我家里人呢。我只是坐在旁邊
    聽(tīng)他們談話(huà)。我已經(jīng)修改我的遺囑好幾次了!”