英語(yǔ)笑話(3.29):Two Birds

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Two Birds
    Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell swallow from sparrow?
    Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
    Teacher: Please tell us.
    Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow
    and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
    兩只鳥
    老師: 這兒有兩只鳥,一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?
    學(xué)生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
    老師:請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。
    學(xué)生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。