英語(yǔ)笑話(5.1):Dare Not Disturb

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Dare Not Disturb
    There were two lovers who had known each other not very
    long, so they shared strong mutual feelings. One day they
    went dancing and stayed out very late, yet they were
    reluctant to part even after they got out of the car. They
    hugged each other over and over again, talking endlessly.
    At this time, a young man happened to park his car near them.
    He got out of his car, went up to them, hesitated for a
    moment, and then returned to his car, where he stayed and
    looked at them again. After a short while, he came over again,
    hesitated, and then returned to his car. He repeated his action
    several times. At last he stood on the other side of the road and
    stared at the couple, apparently at a loss. He put his hands in
    his pockets, then behind his back, and then in his pockets again,
    all the time staring at the two lovers. Finally, the male lover
    couldn't put up with it anymore. He ran up to the man and asked,
    "You have been staring at us for half an hour. What exactly do
    you want?" "Well, I was trying to enter my house, but you were
    standing in the way, and I couldn't get in!"
    不便打擾
    有兩個(gè)情人剛認(rèn)識(shí)沒(méi)多久,所以感情還是非常濃縮.有一天,他們?nèi)ヌ瑁?BR>    回來(lái)的時(shí)候已經(jīng)很晚了,兩個(gè)人下車了還舍不得走,站在這 互相握手,
    走幾步又在那邊握腳,然后站在路邊講話,一直留戀不走?!∵@時(shí)候有一
    個(gè)男孩子剛好也是在那個(gè)地方停車,他下車以后,就從車子那邊跑到他們
    兩個(gè)人面前,楞了一下,然後又再跑回他車子那邊,站在那邊一直看他們;
    等一下又跑過(guò)來(lái)他們兩個(gè)人講話的地方,然後又猶猶豫豫,又再跑回他停
    車 看來(lái)看去好像不曉得該怎么做,一下子將手放在口袋 面,一下子又放
    在背后,然後又再放在口袋 面,就這樣一直看來(lái)看去,盯著那兩個(gè)人看。
    終于,那個(gè)男的情人受不了了,就跑過(guò)去問(wèn)他:「你已經(jīng)盯著我們看了
    半個(gè)小時(shí)了,你到底要做什么?」那個(gè)人說(shuō):「我沒(méi)有要做什么啦,我本
    來(lái)要進(jìn)去我家,但是你們兩個(gè)站在那 ,我沒(méi)辦法進(jìn)去!」