英語笑話(5.23):Lose Something, Anyone?

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Lose Something, Anyone?
    (Originally in English)
    There was a man who was drunk and was “zig-zagging”
    as he got onto a bus. As soon as he was on the bus,
    he said, “Who lost a bunch of 100 dollar bills with a
    rubber band around it?” A lot of people ran toward him
    and said, “Me, me, me!” And he said,
    “Here’s the rubber band.”
    異想天開
    有個(gè)喝醉酒的人踉踉蹌蹌地坐上公交車。他一上車就說:
    「誰掉了一疊用橡皮筋捆起來的百元鈔票?」
    一堆人沖過來說:「是我!是我!」他說:「那條橡皮筋在這里?!?BR>